Advent guard bit ideas you had that you didn't think would land

[ミスタースパーコル]

I thought about making a FAGGOT thread with nothing but a big #000000 black image. It was supposed to reflect on the reader's monitor making YOU the faggot. I didn't think anyone would get it.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Putting everyone on the site on ignore, screenshot Off Topic and post the pics in a thread titled "Ignore List 19/08/24: this place rules now" and then post this gif to anyone who replies

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Nice"Advent guard", stupid

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN created Rollins posting, because one summer he kept doing Rollins monologues to himself after hearing the faggot talk about Trump, and it gave The DMAN a flashback of watching Rollins on his horrible MTV or HBO show, whatever it was, back when they were trying to give him Career #3. He would go off on pretentious rants exactly like Rollinsposts, The DMAN hasn't even tried to watch any videos of them since, Rollins posting is a feeling. It's something you can't describe. It might not be present in you, but it's something special that few men -- few people have. What is it? Ask yourself what it is, before you ask me. Because that's a question that I'm just not wise enough to answer.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

What?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

The DMAN created Rollins posting, because one summer he kept doing Rollins monologues to himself after hearing the faggot talk about Trump, and it gave The DMAN a flashback of watching Rollins on his horrible MTV or HBO show, whatever it was, back when they were trying to give him Career #3. He would go off on pretentious rants exactly like Rollinsposts, The DMAN hasn't even tried to watch any videos of them since, Rollins posting is a feeling. It's something you can't describe. It might not be present in you, but it's something special that few men -- few people have. What is it? Ask yourself what it is, before you ask me. Because that's a question that I'm just not wise enough to answer.

To anyone doubting how accurate Rollinsposting is, I found this in a book

 

[DMAN]

To anyone doubting how accurate Rollinsposting is, I found this in a book

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Slayer cannot be impeached.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Two words for you: Rape Olympics. But we’re not ready for that conversation.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Two words for you: Rape Olympics. But we’re not ready for that conversation.

Dan Mullen is a shoe in for Gold

 

[Brooke Shields]

The DMAN created Rollins posting, because one summer he kept doing Rollins monologues to himself after hearing the faggot talk about Trump, and it gave The DMAN a flashback of watching Rollins on his horrible MTV or HBO show, whatever it was, back when they were trying to give him Career #3. He would go off on pretentious rants exactly like Rollinsposts, The DMAN hasn't even tried to watch any videos of them since, Rollins posting is a feeling. It's something you can't describe. It might not be present in you, but it's something special that few men -- few people have. What is it? Ask yourself what it is, before you ask me. Because that's a question that I'm just not wise enough to answer.

Woah, that's a great Rollins-post

 

[johnnynoname]

i was once thinking of starting a thread, and talk about how my real life is going

 

[Stent]

Nice"Advent guard", stupid

 

[DMbA]

i wanted to make a thread titled "Noooo sar do not retain bitch bastard" and

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Start an account as an 80 year old man with absolutely no testosterone or sex drive and then relentlessly start threads about how easy it is to resist the temptation to masturbate

 

[TorpidSloth]

To anyone doubting how accurate Rollinsposting is, I found this in a book

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Nice "harp on", pretentious stupid.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

i was once thinking of starting a thread, and talk about how my real life is going

Was the thread titled, "FAGGOT"?

 

[GialloGlove]

Avant-tard.

 

[goo gobbler]

parody song of dream weaver as lore weaver but too lazy and uncreative beyond the song title to do the lyrics. gotta leave the music parodies to motley poo, just steering the ship sniff

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

parody song of dream weaver as lore weaver but too lazy and uncreative beyond the song title to do the lyrics. gotta leave the music parodies to motley poo, just steering the ship sniff

I'm a loorrrrrrreeeee weaver
I believe I can sass you in my dre-eeaaammmss

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a loorrrrrrreeeee weaver
I believe I can sass you in my dre-eeaaammmss

Bore weaver.