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Can't wait for a mudslide to take out this fags house
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Textbook mcmansion.
And Anthony ha ha holy shits all the way until the water succumbs him.Hope it has a basement because with no gutters/downspouts or tree cover and that incline on the one side it's going to flood.
Hurricane season is only a few months away.Hope it has a basement because with no gutters/downspouts or tree cover and that incline on the one side it's going to flood.
22.1 now that the count will roost.Its good to know that both Greenville and NY have about a 20-22% black population.
Hahaha, I didn't even think about the hurricanes. He's going to get water inside for sure, basement or no basement. The roof is basically designed like a fucking funnel and water is going to pool in front of those double doors.
Andy Espresso watched in horror as the floodwaters burst through his basement windows. "MY KARAOKE SETUP!!!" he hysterically lisped. Bystanders tried to hold Andy back as he lunged for the window, but failed to get a grip on his pale, sunless skin, and Andy slithered free. "MY MICROPHONE!" he screeched as he dove through the window. It was that last time anyone saw Andy Espresso alive. His bloated, nearly translucent corpse was found several days later while demolition crews were tearing down the remains of his dream house.Hahaha, I didn't even think about the hurricanes. He's going to get water inside for sure, basement or no basement. The roof is basically designed like a fucking funnel and water is going to pool in front of those double doors.
Seems hurricanes rarely officially hit that area but can be damn sure they get hammered by a ton of rain from the "tropical storm" that hurricanes turn into when they slow down enough to not be called a "hurricane"Hahaha, I didn't even think about the hurricanes. He's going to get water inside for sure, basement or no basement. The roof is basically designed like a fucking funnel and water is going to pool in front of those double doors.
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