Anyone ever fuck around with the supernatural?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

You ever try summon our little man Qaden or Phil Marma?

Ever said Josh Fonner three times in front of a mirror at midnight while peeling an apple?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I call ghosts niggers and dare them to fuck with me

If I were haunted by a female ghost and she was hot I'd try to fuck

 

[johnnynoname]

one time when i was jerking off to female muscle porn, I swear I could hear my grandfather crying

 

[JRKT]

Supernatural? Fuck outta here nigga

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a wizard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Supernatural? Fuck outta here nigga

Terrible show.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think people who believe in ghosts are retarded.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Love the Santana

 

[StlakerFatti]

Supernatural implies the existence of meganatural, the existence of hypernatural and the existence of ultranatural

 

[Confused White Kid]

Sometimes I sing the Titty Two Chins song in the shower

 

[NoBacon]

Many.

I know a lot of weird shit about a lot of esoteric weird things. I need to stop, it’s not allowed and you’re not supposed to fuck with that stuff.

If anybody doesn’t believe in supernatural things, it’s very easy to invite them into your life. You shouldn’t and you know you shouldn’t because something inside even the gayest atheist skeptic tells them not to.

 

[Chapel]

I’ve a few spooks live in my street. My late mum used to spiritualist meetings, do tarot and shit. I went one time in my teens, my mums making faces at me because the atmosphere was shitty and I’m trying not to laugh as the medium is fucking telling some woman about her dead baby, choking on its umbilical in the womb

 

[NoBacon]

I’ve a few spooks live in my street. My late mum used to spiritualist meetings, do tarot and shit. I went one time in my teens, my mums making faces at me because the atmosphere was shitty and I’m trying not to laugh as the medium is fucking telling some woman about her dead baby, choking on its umbilical in the womb

You need to be careful, inviting that shit in curses your children as well, I’m not joking or doing a bit either. I used to ask my mother to stop doing that shit and she refused.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If anybody doesn’t believe in supernatural things, it’s very easy to invite them into your life. You shouldn’t and you know you shouldn’t because something inside even the gayest atheist skeptic tells them not to.

So don't wear a Sonichu medallion.

I used to ask my mother to stop and she refused.

We've all been there.

 

[Monk]

WWAWD Marmalade Sally?

 

[CuntFucker]

I did a ouija board once, and the words moved on their own to spell out Rich Vos' tour dates

Truly frightening

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- I didn't hear my grandfather crying....I lied


but I did jerk off to female muscle porn


I didn't mean to make a mockery of this thread

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fuck no. That's shit is lose/lose. Either it's fake and you end up swaying around chanting like an idiot for no reason, or it's real and you unleash some bullshit on yourself your not equipped to deal with. The good book says we shouldn't fuck around with that nonsense and I don't need an explanation as to why. I'm good.

 

[CuntFucker]

Fuck no. That's shit is lose/lose. Either it's fake and you end up swaying around chanting like an idiot for no reason, or it's real and you unleash some bullshit on yourself your not equipped to deal with. The good book says we shouldn't fuck around with that nonsense and I don't need an explanation as to why. I'm good.

Nice serious & unfunny post, moron