Artie & Anthony

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Are there any archives of the Artie & Anthony or Anthony & Artie (I always forget the order cause who gives a shit) episodes. I don't give a fuck about most of them, I just specifically wanna find Episode 4 where Joe Materese went on and got his shit kicked in and made fun of Artie's suicide attempt. there was a youtube upload but it got privated and there's no archive. Not since a slimy stockbroker told him queer league sucked shit or his assistant dared to say bloomies in front of HETEREOSEXUAL people had Artie been forced to endure such cruelity.

"AHCKACHAKCAHKH YOU PICKED UP A HOOOOOOOKER AHCAIUHLDKSJCHSKL THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY FARTIE!!! HOWARD IS A.....PELICAN! ACAHKCJDADHKSJFHLWERUHFWILRUFHE!"

 

[JebJoh]

Shocking this partnership didn’t stand the test of time.

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Shocking this partnership didn’t stand the test of time.

everyone knows the best comedic bonds are forged only by a mutual hatred of a wig wearing yenta and a crippling addiction to godfather references

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Artie and Anthony was the absolute peak of Nana's "HA HA HA HOLYEEESHIT" forced fake laughing

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Artie and Anthony was the absolute peak of Nana's "HA HA HA HOLYEEESHIT" forced fake laughing

He was having a great time, and WE HATED THAT!!!!!

"HOLEESHIT put that shit on cheeseburgers HAHAHAHA!!!! Walk to St. Louis HOLEEEEESHIT!!!!"

 

[JebJoh]

Artie and Anthony was the absolute peak of Nana's "HA HA HA HOLYEEESHIT" forced fake laughing

Hahahahaha holeeeeeeyy shit. Artie took 400 gs from me and can’t stay awake for 2 hours Dis guyz hiLARious.

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

"Wow, what the one guy said was so funny that the other guy had to repeat it! Now I have no choice BUT to laugh at this HI-LARITY!"

 

[Humanatee]

Does anyone have that clip from it where it literally looks like Artie's died in the middle of the show - head swung back, mouth open and his eyes rolled into the back of his skull - then suddenly he jolts back into life and delivers a one liner. It's one of the most darkly funny things I've seen. Hopefully someone has it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I just specifically wanna find Episode 4 where Joe Materese went on and got his shit kicked in and made fun of Artie's suicide attempt. there was a youtube upload but it got privated and there's no archive.

I watched this not even last year on Youtube. Easily the best A&A clip or even Compound clip in general. At first they were just fucking with Joe and trolling him for talking shit about Compound but when Joe brought up the suicide shit it became PERSONAL SONNY

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I watched this not even last year on Youtube. Easily the best A&A clip or even Compound clip in general. At first they were just fucking with Joe and trolling him for talking shit about Compound but when Joe brought up the suicide shit it became PERSONAL SONNY

It really is good. One of a handful of funny things Ant has done in 10 years of CP Media

 

[lowend73]

Shocking this partnership didn’t stand the test of time.

Trust drug addicts

 

[Turk February]

The reason it was a horrible idea to begin with is you need a normal guy to balance out either Artie or Anthony. Both Artie and Anthony were great when they had a balance against them, but having two drunk pieces of shit makes no sense.

 

[dropngo]

Just posted some Artie & Anthony-related videos to the 'old sub' thread the other day. I'll repost some of those here:

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

When Artie still had a nose :)

 

[dropngo]

 

[DooDooBrown]

I like how the entire time Artie knew exactly what he was doing. He never once seemed to feel bad about taking Ant’s money, he never once felt bad about doing such a terrible job. He saw an idiot mark and he took advantage as any junkie would.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I like how the entire time Artie knew exactly what he was doing. He never once seemed to feel bad about taking Ant’s money, he never once felt bad about doing such a terrible job. He saw an idiot mark and he took advantage as any junkie would.

He'd even drop by Anth's apartment and ask for $20, even though he was getting paid $100k a year.

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

He'd even drop by Anth's apartment and ask for $20, even though he was getting paid $100k a year.

artie used to goof on the former Tonight Show announcer for that exact same kinda shit too

 

[JebJoh]

Artie got paid back for all those years of giving cash to moochers. In reality he just grabbed the money ktc and slobrojoe we’re going to pilfer anyway.

Am I the only one who believes stuttering John made a point of getting large sums of cash from Artie in the hope that Artie would die before he had to pay him back?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Artie and Anthony was the absolute peak of Nana's "HA HA HA HOLYEEESHIT" forced fake laughing

Artie is just running late and he’ll be here any minute… HA. HA HOOLLYYY SHIIITT!