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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I’m not one for self help guru guides, but I saw this one and I think it’s valid.

Most people think this way: if I HAVE something, I can DO something, which will make me BE something.

You need to rewire your brain.

❌
If I HAVE: a Hitler leader
It will DO: Mass deportations
And I will BE: Safe and peaceful

✅
If I will BE: Racist
I will DO: Racism
And I will HAVE: Less niggers in my life
 

Pussymagnetpat

Not white.
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This guy gets it

shutup you little faggot. listen to the voices in your head and do it.
.. or join the lollipop guild. I don't give a care.

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Mass.gov

Still Hilarious
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There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...
 

Confused White Kid

Influencer
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There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...

There's weakness in you promising to ignore me over and over and then never doing it. Sad. Very weak.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...

Silence nigger
 

NoBacon

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I look forward to the numerology phase of your mental illness. "If you add up all the letters in 'nigger' you get 60, and 'white' is 65, which shows clear superiority. 2025/60 = 33.75, 2025/65 = 31.15 - be prepared."

Numerology is real. Both numbers and words hold power, but the Bible instructs you to avoid such things.

“Magic” for lack of a better word (or effort to explain more fully) is real.
 
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