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Hi, stupid.
Get a job you bum.
Get a job you bum.
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I see you tagged in around -1200. Thank you for your service.-4000
We did it, bros!
Libanites can’t even go 48 hours without validation from their master. They cheer upon his return. I’m beginning to believe the Boqcels suffer from Stockholm syndrome. Seek help.
We’re the only forum that really boqs!Libanites can’t even go 48 hours without validation from their master. They cheer upon his return. I’m beginning to believe the Boqcels suffer from Stockholm syndrome. Seek help.
Here’s a brief summary of my date. So we’ve been talking on tinder for a week. We actually don’t have a mutual day off, but we both work nights so it was great that she was up at the same times as me.
The date was just to meet really, she works at a sports bar but it was really dead. I offered to bring flowers to her job and she said “if you do that I’ll fall in love with you instantly” she gave me the adress so I headed on over on my day off.
I had to drive through MULTIPLE ROUNDABOUTS. Missing my proper exit THREE times. It was an hour and 10 minute drive.
She loved the flowers. She seemed really surprised that I wasn’t bluffing. She sat down with me, and we held hands. She tried to get me to order 300 dollar champagne. I politely said that was too much for me so I ended up buying her 100 dollars worth of 20 dollar drinks. We spoke about the New York Mets, and how she’s never seen a game. I was telling her what to expect if she went with me, and educated her a bit about how successful the New York Mets are.
She mentioned that she has a kid, which didn’t bother me. She asked how soon I wanted another. I said 5 years. She mentioned that she is from Brazil and that she’s been in the country for a month.
Aside from the Mets I suggested fun places in NJ and NY we might be able to go.
We deleted tinder from our phones together.
Eventually after the drinks were done she kissed me on the cheek and I left.
She eventually ghosted. I had fun. Nothing personal that’s how these things go.
Here’s a brief summary of my date. So we’ve been talking on tinder for a week. We actually don’t have a mutual day off, but we both work nights so it was great that she was up at the same times as me.
The date was just to meet really, she works at a sports bar but it was really dead. I offered to bring flowers to her job and she said “if you do that I’ll fall in love with you instantly” she gave me the adress so I headed on over on my day off.
I had to drive through MULTIPLE ROUNDABOUTS. Missing my proper exit THREE times. It was an hour and 10 minute drive.
She loved the flowers. She seemed really surprised that I wasn’t bluffing. She sat down with me, and we held hands. She tried to get me to order 300 dollar champagne. I politely said that was too much for me so I ended up buying her 100 dollars worth of 20 dollar drinks. We spoke about the New York Mets, and how she’s never seen a game. I was telling her what to expect if she went with me, and educated her a bit about how successful the New York Mets are.
She mentioned that she has a kid, which didn’t bother me. She asked how soon I wanted another. I said 5 years. She mentioned that she is from Brazil and that she’s been in the country for a month.
Aside from the Mets I suggested fun places in NJ and NY we might be able to go.
We deleted tinder from our phones together.
Eventually after the drinks were done she kissed me on the cheek and I left.
She eventually ghosted. I had fun. Nothing personal that’s how these things go.
"I educated her on the Mets"
the same things every day
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