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Byron Allen made enough money to bid for an NFL team

Ladynyahh

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Had no fawkin idea that guy made so much. I don't remember him even being that good of a comedian

 

EllenTorquehorn

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I remember Colin bashing Comics Unleashed and finding it funny. I think it might have been the interns eat cooked testicles bit where he mentions it.
Comics Unleashed is horrendous. It's the milquetoast faggotry of a comedian's late night show appearance minus any pretence of a segue. If Norton was on Byron would just say "OK trannies - go"
 
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He doesn't have enough money.

Black people do this shit all the time.

"I was finna buy ALL da chic fil A's, but them racist crackers killed tha deal because they don't want a nigga to run sheeet"

Or they get a small token ownership that gives them next to zero power in the business like Jz with the nets, but black people act like he ownes the team
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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He doesn't have enough money.

Black people do this shit all the time.

"I was finna buy ALL da chic fil A's, but them racist crackers killed tha deal because they don't want a nigga to run sheeet"

Or they get a small token ownership that gives them next to zero power in the business like Jz with the nets, but black people act like he ownes the team
Idk if he has the money but his net worth is 800 million. He owns a pretty big production studio.
 
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Idk if he has the money but his net worth is 800 million. He owns a pretty big production studio.
Still...Not only is that most likely inflated, but it's also most likely based on assets.

If you don't have at least a billion liquid to part with immediately you're not even in the running.

I'm just making the point that "Wealthy" Black people have a history of claiming they were going to buy a business they never really could.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Still...Not only is that most likely inflated, but it's also most likely based on assets.

If you don't have at least a billion liquid to part with immediately you're not even in the running.

I'm just making the point that "Wealthy" Black people have a history of claiming they were going to buy a business they never really could.
Well, well, well. I'm drunk. So deal with that!
 

WhereWeAt

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He doesn't have enough money.

Black people do this shit all the time.

"I was finna buy ALL da chic fil A's, but them racist crackers killed tha deal because they don't want a nigga to run sheeet"

Or they get a small token ownership that gives them next to zero power in the business like Jz with the nets, but black people act like he ownes the team

Byron Allen is a genuine rich dude. However, you're somewhat right. He's one of those names that get attached to an ownership group to build their profile/legitimacy in the eyes of the public who would actually onnly own a small share of the team. Not the real money behind the endeavor, but he's a palatable face for the media. Think Jay Z, but far, far more leashed.
 

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Yeah he's the token that will be used to excise the 'evil white supremacy" demon. Bryon made money on TV and owning a production company. Nigga owns the weather and some of the fox sports channels
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He doesn't have enough money.

Black people do this shit all the time.

"I was finna buy ALL da chic fil A's, but them racist crackers killed tha deal because they don't want a nigga to run sheeet"

Or they get a small token ownership that gives them next to zero power in the business like Jz with the nets, but black people act like he ownes the team
That’s always my favorite - black people believe Jay-Z is the owner of the Nets when he owns about 1% of the team. Same black people believe Diddy owns Ciroc vodka even though he’s just a paid spokesman.
 
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