Can I get into the Secret Forums? Pretty pwease?

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Credentials: Been a part of the community (fag) since the old sub as TangerineReam; used to do the Weekly SJW Comedian bit on there.
Been wanting to bring that back but had to wait for the whole lawsuit bullshit to be over.

I assume most of the secret forum isn't truly reality but more the result of the intricate designs of SpaceEdge, where he's created an environment to unload his convoluted game of 4D chess. But still...I'm gay, so I figured I'd ask.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm not even allowed there and everyone knows me.

 

[Snake]

 

[potatopeeler63]

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[Getoffmylawn2]

There is no secret forum, child.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You come around here one day with your stock market schemes and your early 90s PC game name, and you think you can roll with the big boys now, you son of a bitch?

It's bullshit, this guy killed the real Tangerine Ream.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s done through DMs now. How do I know? Why don’t you ask yourself why are you gay first?

 

[guest]

There ain't no Secret Forum and there never was.

 

[Ladynyahh]

The books are closed.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

the secret forum was nothing more than a josiah bit this entire time lol

 

[guest]

If it's secret, how is it so popular?

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

Secret forum? What a bunch of childish fruits.

Is that where P-Titty's lurking now, in your extwa spwecial excwusive supwa impwortant internet clubhouse, you faggots?

 

[fenrir]

Don't listen to these guys; there is a secret forum.

If you want to join, meet me at the RV park off of 181 outside Calaveras Lake. I'll teach you our secret handshake.

Don't be alarmed if my pants are down when you see me. It's all a part of the plan.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Quit begging, you’re sounding almost as pathetic as Piggy Porklinson. If you beg, you’re a fag.

i don’t belong either, if you get in, give a Brotherman a helping hand. Good luck bro

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Quit begging, you’re sounding almost as pathetic as Piggy Porklinson. If you beg, you’re a fag.

i don’t belong either, if you get in, give a Brotherman a helping hand. Good luck bro

HEY GOD BLESS, SAY A PRAYER BABE!

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Yeah been here since the og sub. Really upset the cumias. Definitely took a couple years of life off the younger gayer one. No fuckin invite. Sniff.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

 

[UnPRePared]

I named my newest album as an inside joke about our favorite LOLCOW and still didn't get in.

FAWKIN guys here got too big for the show. Won't see them no more.

Sniff.

 

[Mikekeke]

I'm not cool enough either. I post Patrick shit on reddit all the time but can't post it in litcrit because Rick will squeal to the mods before it takes off. As if it matters because they usually remove it by themselves anyway.

I just want to see the Carol and Canyon hookup hot gossip, dammit!