Captain kamala

[guest]

Describe your latest schizo hallucination.

Every schizophrenic person I know wont tell me theirs because they dont want to acknowledge the delusion or some shit. But I feel youre not a faggot and will tell us yours.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

If you were to read Reddit with those glasses from “They Live” this is what you would see.

 

[captain_kamala]

the fbi was after me and my family for i dont know what and following us and monitoring our phone calls. if i fell asleep they would get to me, and i had to spend all night dancing to protect myself. at some point i realized that i was haile selassie reincarnated so i was basically jesus. at this point i was homeless in a motel. i used patio furniture to barricade myself in the room and the owner kept pounding on my door but i wouldn't answer. then the fbi cleverly set me up with an intervention at south county mental health center. i refused to sleep while i was there and drove everyone crazy.

the one before that was something about the water being unclean because my parent's dog died. the details are foggy.

 

[captain_kamala]

also rhonda was part of some mind control thing the trump campaign had going on, that's why she was a white supremacist

 

[Karl_Childers_Blade]

I'm in the same situation, I just have the fbi/cia spying on me and influcing me. Men in suits keep an eye on me, Men without eyebrows seem to be a common delusion. Very bizarre.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Why the fuck do all schizo's eventually think they're God or Jesus? Friend of mine went through that a few times before finally declaring he was the lizard king and would hiss at people.

 

[guest]

Holy shit me and my wife have the same thing! When we leave the house we think a helicopter is following us. I also get OCD and have to keep calling my brother to check up on the spaghetti sauce.