Coworker asked me what my favorite movies are....

[aRTie02150]

Naturally he only did this to tell ME his favorite movies.

I said Shawshank just to give him an easy movie he would possibly recognize, also said Fight Club.

This nigga replies with his favorites. White Chicks and Juwanna Mann. I don't think I'm ever going to take my headphones off again...

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Interesting look into the interpersonal relationships at the street shitter call center.

 

[aRTie02150]

Interesting look into the interpersonal relationships at the street shitter call center.

I'd prefer doing that honestly. I could crush at a scam call center because I don't have the ugly disgusting accent or look.

 

[Snake]

Halloween Kills was really good.

I'm so happy you'll be dead momentarily from getting both shots. Don't forget your booster, twat.

 

[wbgreen]

White Chicks and Juwanna Mann? Sounds like he's got a fetish.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You need to just slip out one day, barricade all the exits from the outside and fucking torch that place with all your insufferable retard coworkers trapped inside. They literally deserve that.

 

[Zombie247]

Friend (Woman): “I thought there would be, a bit more action in it”.
Me: “Its not meant to be fucking Die Hard”.

Talking about: 12 Years a Slave.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

White Chicks and Juwanna Mann? Sounds like he's got a fetish.

If this were a Staff Picks at a local video store, those would be under : Brianna Wu Recommends -

 

[AntSucks]

This would be great material for the F You line.

 

[aRTie02150]

You need to just slip out one day, barricade all the exits from the outside and fucking torch that place with all your insufferable retard coworkers trapped inside. They literally deserve that.

I think about it often. Then I realize I'm (in my own mind) the king of the retards. Can't be picky when it comes to a King position.

These niggas for some reason admire me. It's probably because I'm the only normal looking one. They approach me with their presence and brush most of them away, and they come right back. Like a puppy you give a cookie to.

I don't even say anything at work. I just operate whatever machine I need to operated that day. I have headphones on so it looks like I'm listening to music, but it's usually paused or off so I don't run someone over. They've gotten clever to that and still speak to me as I'm wearing them.