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Do you know anybody that's married (without) children? are you?

Pussymagnetpat

Not white.
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Is there a bigger cuck move than that? ...besides literally prepping the bull :image_9253:

If you have kids, it's obvious to get married....stability, social stigma, cement the family, etc...

but
if the "chick" says she's not interested in having kids and would rather spend her 40's and 50's traveling the world and drinking craft beer (pat and Niki),
What the fuck is the point?
What makes a MAN think,

"I'm such a slave to this pussy that I'm going to ask the government to draft a contract so that just in case my girfriend gets bored of me or my dick,
she gets half of my assets while she's fucking and sucking some other guy.
yea... that sounds great!


It is incomprehensible.

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1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!
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I agree with the sentiment but I’m struggling to figure out why you put “without” in parentheses. It’s worth noting that I am a stupid person.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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My black uncle and my aunt are married and don't have kids. I assume they can't have kids because of some Caribbean voodoo. I was born the year they got married and they've always been a huge part of my life so I think I filled the kid role anyway. They never gave a fuck about any of my cousins and still seem half annoyed by them but they love me and were always doing fun shit with me.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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My black uncle and my aunt are married and don't have kids. I assume they can't have kids because of some Caribbean voodoo. I was born the year they got married and they've always been a huge part of my life so I think I filled the kid role anyway. They never gave a fuck about any of my cousins and still seem half annoyed by them but they love me and were always doing fun shit with me.
Hey abe
Me and Dan o just did a bag of coke and he keeps yelling about people not speaking English and I'm just laughing
Since you're always asking for dan o updates
 

JebJoh

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My black uncle and my aunt are married and don't have kids. I assume they can't have kids because of some Caribbean voodoo. I was born the year they got married and they've always been a huge part of my life so I think I filled the kid role anyway. They never gave a fuck about any of my cousins and still seem half annoyed by them but they love me and were always doing fun shit with me.
I had an aunt like that. She left me a house when she died
 
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