Driving and owning classic cars is gay

[Mr. Faggotry]

You’re not James Bond, faggot. You’re a 53 year old man having a midlife crisis. Just buy a Tesla and shut the fuck up. Nobody on the road wants to hear your shitty exhaust.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Doesn't really bother me all that much

 

[Toast]

Someone's angry they can't afford one themselves. I'm going to go out and just Rev my car in the driveway, cause fuck the environment.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No, driving a car with a big screen in the dash that starts fucking steering itself against you when you're on a highway and automatically slows itself down when you're on someone's ass and makes a loud beep every time someone is in your blind spot is fucking gay. That's fucking gay as hell. I like driving and that means I like cars doing what the fuck I want them to and I like being able to fix a lot of shit myself if it fucks up.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

My dad is 64 and just bought a 1978 corvette after a lifetime of hard work and loyalty to his wife and children (all white). Sorry that bothers you Kamala.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

No stupid ding ding noise or key fobs the size of dildos. If I lived somewhere without winter I'd drive an old car daily.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just give me a nice early 90s Volvo station wagon

 

[lil chud]

What can I say, I love the classics!

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

This thread was made by a poor person

 

[LingerLonger]

Mr. Garrison's unicycle contraption was less faggy than owning a Tesla.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also i wish you could still buy a small two-seat pickup truck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also i wish you could still buy a small two-seat pickup truck

My dad always said Rangers and S10s were lesbian trucks. Just those two specifically.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

What about owning a mustang Bullitt edition?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My dad always said Rangers and S10s were lesbian trucks. Just those two specifically.

We used to have a battered old burgundy Nissan and my dad would always say it was cussing in Japanese whenever it was being used hard

 

[chocolatehellhole]

What can I say, I love the classics!

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That's about 10-15 years away from being a PFG retro car.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You're gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We used to have a battered old burgundy Nissan and my dad would always say it was cussing in Japanese whenever it was being used hard

There used to be a lawyer in my town who drove an 80s Nissan pickup with a wooden box he made himself. His wife always drove BMWs and shit and I only ever saw the dude driving that truck and I found that to be pretty respectable. He also wore like ill fitting Doug Stanhope wino suits to court. Truck's probably still kicking. I don't know if he is.

 

[Farmer Brown]

My dad always said Rangers and S10s were lesbian trucks. Just those two specifically.

Is that an endorsement, then?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There used to be a lawyer in my town who drove an 80s Nissan pickup with a wooden box he made himself. His wife always drove BMWs and shit and I only ever saw the dude driving that truck and I found that to be pretty respectable. He also wore like ill fitting Doug Stanhope wino suits to court. Truck's probably still kicking. I don't know if he is.

Those old jap vehicles were no joke. That nissan may still be active somewhere. It was traded in for a brand new double cab toyota T100 when they came out

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I can't get behind this stance.