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Eli Manning is funny

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Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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but also has an uncanny-valley face with mushmouth pronunciation

just watch the first 5 seconds linked here, his fuckin autism acting got me good.

the way he was fucking pushing his fist against the blackboard



I was hammered and watched this last night cause that part hooked me.
Baker Mayfield gets all dressed up to hang out with marvel-tier adult losers who love football
 

Ronnie G

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Eli is like the loveable goof you knew in middle school, but God accidentally gave him good genetics.

I prefer the Baker video where he drunkenly tries to run away from the cops:
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Confused White Kid

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My favorite was when Archie was with Eli at Ole Miss for an interview and Eli asked him why Archie was fast but he and Peyton were so slow, and then why come their nephew Arch is even faster than Archie. Like why it skipped a generation.

And Archie, with honest disappointment in his eyes, goes, "I do not know, for the life of me. But you and your brother, you couldn't run outta sight in a month."
 
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