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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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One time years ago I drank 3 of those 5 hour energy drinks before work and instead of giving me 15 hours worth of energy, it made me shake until my face and hands went numb and started contorting all weird on their own. Everyone was trying to get me to go to the hospital but it wore off after a while. I think the caffeine fucked me up.
 

Voscabulary

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One time years ago I drank 3 of those 5 hour energy drinks before work and instead of giving me 15 hours worth of energy, it made me shake until my face and hands went numb and started contorting all weird on their own. Everyone was trying to get me to go to the hospital but it wore off after a while. I think the caffeine fucked me up.
did it at least give you energy for 15 hours
 

Brooke Shields

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One time years ago I drank 3 of those 5 hour energy drinks before work and instead of giving me 15 hours worth of energy, it made me shake until my face and hands went numb and started contorting all weird on their own. Everyone was trying to get me to go to the hospital but it wore off after a while. I think the caffeine fucked me up.
yeah it doesn't work that way. If you go on their website it's only for 5 hours but it warns that taking more than one will raise it's dosage by a power. So 5^3 you had 125 hours crammed into that 5 hour period
 
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One time years ago I drank 3 of those 5 hour energy drinks before work and instead of giving me 15 hours worth of energy, it made me shake until my face and hands went numb and started contorting all weird on their own. Everyone was trying to get me to go to the hospital but it wore off after a while. I think the caffeine fucked me up.
You brought this story in for show & tell already. Next time, and the time after, start cranking up the amount of drinks, and what it did to you.

I want this story to devolve into you butt chugging 70 hour energies, dying, resurrecting, etc.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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I once woke up with really bad dizziness. I'm lying still in bed and everything is mooooving.

I get up and it happens twice more over about an hour. You know in the movie Irreversible, in between scenes when everything goes roooROOOROoooroowwEEwww.

It was like that. But less enjoyable.

I'd been drinking cheap energy drinks every day for 3 days.
 

Ronnie G

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I'm caffeine insensitive, so they actually chill me out most of the time; I can drink one before bed and sleep just fine, though sometimes they contain other stims. I'm a physically active spaz though, so I can burn up whatever sludge I'm taking in.

The caffeine content is generally between 100-300mgs, so pay attention if you're concerned about the effects. Also, like any food be aware of the total calories/sugar. There's a new trend of "fitness" energy drinks which are lighter, but the taste varies wildly. Fawk, now I'm just yapping about nutrition. I love the sweet liquids man.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Original Monster is so good. I try to stay away though. I’m assuming that they’re not good for you but I don’t drink soda ever. Edit: I did buy two today.
 
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