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Ever been cheated on?

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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oh dear god, yes

I think SL has at least two other guys she fucks around with on the side

it's just modern life....everyone cheats

EDIT: in fairness to myself, I havent caught her yet...I just know even the ugly girls in my area have "side pieces".
I'm might be a faggot but i'm not a cuck
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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No, but I have two funny stories about girls who cheated on their boyfriends with me.

One was a girl I met at a party and fucked her a couple times. Learned later she was in a long distance relationship with some rich guy at a private college. Family was loaded, but he was fat and sounded like a total queer so I'm not surprised she cheated on him

Other one was a girl I met on Tinder while in college. We were trying to meet up and said she couldn't one night. Ended up talking to another girl and went over to her place that night. Turns out it was the other girls roommate and the reason she couldn't hangout was because her boyfriend was over. What a cuck.

Both were very eye opening on how often women cheat. Makes me wonder how many one night stands I've had were people in relationships looking for a quickie.
 
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oh dear god, yes

I think SL has at least two other guys she fucks around with on the side

it's just modern life....everyone cheats
Not really. That's a cope of all copes. I had a woman tell me that once "oh, niggerotchi, we're all whores"

She was almost correct. She gave me my first blowjob. It fuckin sucked. I let her take a picture of me in boxers, she showed all her friends, who then gave me proper blowies later on.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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JESUS CHRIST WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU OR LEAVE YOUR SIDE. HE IS THE FAITHFUL COMPANION WHO WALKS WITH YOU THROUGH EVERY TRIAL AND EVERY JOY. HIS LOVE IS UNWAVERING, HIS PROMISES TRUE, AND HIS PRESENCE EVERLASTING. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU FACE, JESUS IS ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE, GUIDING YOU WITH GRACE AND HOLDING YOU IN HIS UNFAILING LOVE.

EVE LED ADAM TO DESTRUCTION, BECAUSE WOMEN ARE UNGRATEFUL BITCHES.
 
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JESUS CHRIST WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU OR LEAVE YOUR SIDE. HE IS THE FAITHFUL COMPANION WHO WALKS WITH YOU THROUGH EVERY TRIAL AND EVERY JOY. HIS LOVE IS UNWAVERING, HIS PROMISES TRUE, AND HIS PRESENCE EVERLASTING. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU FACE, JESUS IS ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE, GUIDING YOU WITH GRACE AND HOLDING YOU IN HIS UNFAILING LOVE.

EVE LED ADAM TO DESTRUCTION, BECAUSE WOMEN ARE UNGRATEFUL BITCHES.
Does Jesus's anus feel as good as a vagina?
 

RoTheHo69

Step off, B.
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JESUS CHRIST WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU OR LEAVE YOUR SIDE. HE IS THE FAITHFUL COMPANION WHO WALKS WITH YOU THROUGH EVERY TRIAL AND EVERY JOY. HIS LOVE IS UNWAVERING, HIS PROMISES TRUE, AND HIS PRESENCE EVERLASTING. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHAT YOU FACE, JESUS IS ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE, GUIDING YOU WITH GRACE AND HOLDING YOU IN HIS UNFAILING LOVE.

EVE LED ADAM TO DESTRUCTION, BECAUSE WOMEN ARE UNGRATEFUL BITCHES.
With that I splash motor oil into the lake like holy water. Amen.
 
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WWAW whores who suck at blowjobs so bad they leave teeth marks on your cock
I've never had a toothy blowie before, though I've heard of the horror from other men. What's with ladies that don't do any actual suction? Like, I want to hear the noises bitch, suck.
 
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