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Only chinks go to Atlantic CityHe looks particularly chinky in this picture
That’s not AC. That’s probably Mount Airy in the Poconos where the slob lives. It’s known for those shitty commercial they used to air during the price is right.Only chinks go to Atlantic City
You can see his reflection a couple of squares below where it says $500.He looks particularly chinky in this picture
Prostitutes are not investments unless you're a pimp.You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas
If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
I'm dumb but how do I invest in the whole stock market? I only know how to buy the stocks and watch them go up a few dollars then down a few dollars.The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market
You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas
If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
I'm dumb but how do I invest in the whole stock market? I only know how to buy the stocks and watch them go up a few dollars then down a few dollars.
I'd like to do it the proper way. I do have funds saved for that I should invest with.
I'm scared. What's the average return? What would happen if I put $10k into one of them? Would I have just $12k after 5 years?Vanguard Investment Products List
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Wait... doesn't Danny (fromtheshow) Ross always brag about owning NVIDIA stock?The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market
You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas
If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
Voo is their index fund that tracks the top companies in the market. I would wait for the economy to get a little shit first, maybe after election volatility passes. When you hear about unemployment going up and the market dipping as a result, I would buy at around 80% from all time highsI'm scared. What's the average return? What would happen if I put $10k into one of them? Would I have just $12k after 5 years?
Just buy SCHD as much as you can. Roll in those future dividends!I'm scared. What's the average return? What would happen if I put $10k into one of them? Would I have just $12k after 5 years?
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