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Faggot James Corden gets 86'd from NY Restaurant

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Hugely gifted comedian, but a tiny Cretin of a man. And the most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago.
I don't often 86 a customer, to today I 86'd Corden. It did not make me laugh.
Here are two examples of the funny man's treatment of my staff.

MANAGER'S REPORT # 1:

'In June, James Corden was here on table 61. (Although this is diabolical, it happens Very occasionally in all restaurants.) After eating his main course, Corden showed the hair to Balthazar manager G. who was very apologetic. Corden was extremely nasty to G, and said:
“Get us another round of drinks this second. And also take care of all of our drinks so far. This way I write any nasty reviews in yelp or anything like that." '

MANAGER'S REPORT # 2:

'James Corden was at Balthazar with his wife on October 9th for brunch. He asked for a table outside. Brunch Maitre D' Allie Wolters took the party to table 301. Mr. Corden's wife ordered an egg yolk omelette with gruyere cheese and salad. A few minutes after they received the food, James called their server, M. K. and told her there was a little bit of egg white mixed with the egg yolk. M. K. informed the floor manager, G. The kitchen remade the dish but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad. That's when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server: "You can't do your job! You can't do your job! Maybe I should go into the kitchen and cook the omelette myself!" M.K. was very apologetic and brought G. over to the table. He returned the dish, and after that, everything was fine. He gave them promo Champagne glasses to smooth things out. G. said that Corden was pleasant to him but nasty to the server.' M.K. was very shaken, but professional that she is, continued to finish her shift.'

edit: he apologized and got 68'd
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Another reason the BBC deserves to be shut down. Why the fuck do you lot keep taking our fucking shitty rejects
Gavin and Stacey is highly popular. His world cup show which was his UK version of what he does now was shite. John Oliver was a unfunny mock the week panel guy and Piers Morgan was hardly a big deal either ( now broadcasting to about 20k people each day)

America does seem to use our shittiest acts while ignoring some genuinely great ones in all types of entertainment
 

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Gavin and Stacey is highly popular. His world cup show which was his UK version of what he does now was shite. John Oliver was a unfunny mock the week panel guy and Piers Morgan was hardly a big deal either ( now broadcasting to about 20k people each day)

America does seem to use our shittiest acts while ignoring some genuinely great ones in all types of entertainment
It’s honestly probably money. It’s a lot to ask someone to leave their home country. We could probably steal all your good shit but, it’s not cost effective to do so. When we can underpay the faggots who aren’t making it, then advertise the ever living fuck out of them to make them popular. Basically, advertising is more important than “talent” here.

Edit: Americans still have a weird respect for Brits. We don’t see them as the fat faggot inbreds they are (I’m not saying we’re better). If there is a hint of accent, Americans assume they’re intelligent. Why? I have no clue, but it makes it easy to sell faggot retards like John Oliver as “intellectuals”.
 

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Gavin and Stacey is highly popular. His world cup show which was his UK version of what he does now was shite. John Oliver was a unfunny mock the week panel guy and Piers Morgan was hardly a big deal either ( now broadcasting to about 20k people each day)

America does seem to use our shittiest acts while ignoring some genuinely great ones in all types of entertainment
Trevor Noah & Jim Jefferies were failures here too, Yet they both got shows in the US, it's weird.
 
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