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Fellas, let's be honest...

DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
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...when was the last time you shit ya britches?

Got my 4-year chip yesterday after falling victim to cheesepants while stuck in traffic.

How about you guys?
 

Midian9876

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Ugh, a few months ago during a snowstorm, driving on fucking gravel road I could feel a wet hangover shit coming. I was pretty fucked with nearest gas station about 10 miles away, so turned back home. Took forever with 8 inches of fresh snow.

made it into the driveway, second i got out of truck I just exploded there.

My most shameful, Tomlinson like moment of my 30s.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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Haha couple weeks ago I had to detour to a shitter and didn’t make it. Lost a good pair of Marshall’s underwear that day.
 
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I’ve never full blown shit my pants, but I would say on average I shart like twice a year. Nothing big, just an attempted fart where a marble comes out. Still pretty much throws a wrench into my whole day. Fuck, now that I think about it, Im way overdue for one.
 
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