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Fired on your day off. On a Friday.

DMAN

DMANIA PATIENT ZERO
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Do you understand how dumb you gotta be... To get fired on a Friday? To get FIRED on YOUR DAY OFF???

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The 4th of July in THE DYEAR 2024 came and went, and THE D didn't once think about the 10th anniversary of Aintfunny Cuminya's retirement from his entertainment career.

What Aintfunny does now is just hobbyist stuff. It's like Twitch stuff. Livestreaming in his house and whatnot. He's just a fan. Opie & Anthony were both forced into retirement by the little doggy company. It's that simple. They won the divide and conquer by getting to Anthony. After all his codependency, after Opie did what he could to get Aintfunny back...

AINTFUNNY GOT HIMSELF FIRED. There is no ONUS on The Opester to save this idiot every single time he sabotages the show. At least Opie did his damage and bridge-burning on the air for the betterment of publicity. Aintfunny was constantly causing the PRODUCTION of the show to become a comedy of errors due to him trying to dump out of callers mentioning things he wanted to hide. Like the gay love he made with the consent of that pitbull he called a wife. But it came out eventually with his Stu Lightning flings. JEE zus Christ! SON of A Bitch!

QUESTIONS:

- Have you ever invited a young boy over to your house to wear a dress, sit on your couch, and play with your guns?
- Have you ever brought a teenaged/early 20s gentleman with his nails painted into your car for a test ride to impress him?
- Have you ever sent a dude you're not related to (who happen to crossdress on webcam) money on Venmo?
- Have you ever told a guy 40 years younger that you "miss" him?

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, Aintfunny Cuminya would look at you with this puzzled expression, Like what? Wow... He truly wouldn't be able to admit that any of his behavior is his own oddball shit to deal with. Not the fault of the fans, or the guy who started the show and employed him.

The people I'm friends with are none of your concern! :vaswnoh: But Bill Burr's wife is the prawblem
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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And all because (or so he claimed) he wanted to take some fruity art fag photos of scaffolding at night. A suspect story if there ever was one. Nana Cumia = Robert Mapplethorpe? Pretty gay, Nana, pretty gay.
Even this is oversimplifying it to Cumias favor. It wasn’t the incident as much as his reaction for the weekend afterwards. If tweeting that she’s a violent savage who should be killed didn’t help him, neither did the next 2 days where he made fun of SXM and the idea of him being fired, doubled down on what he was saying and refusing to apologize, basically just making a giant mockery out of the situation. He genuinely thought his shit didn’t stink.

And of course when they finally fired him he was mystified. “SIRIUS DECIDED TO CAVE” (rather than they always wanted to fire his ass). “REALLY? A FUCKING EMAIL FIRING ME?”
 
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Anthony is the radio version of Antonio Brown.

- Goes on Twitter with a racial tirade, mocks everyone, tells Sirius "Fire me for that!"
- Gets fired for that
At least the random internet hookup that AB had leaked was his giant cock getting sucked by a woman (female)
 
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