Forbes sucks off Norton

[Sue Lightning]

How Comic Jim Norton Is Reaching New Level Of Honesty With Wife Nikki

Comedian Jim Norton is considered arguably the quickest comic on his feet and the stand up who delivers the funniest impromptu line by his peers and comedy fans.

www.forbes.com

Its weird. This article mentions Nikkis age which, as of 2024, is 26.

But its weird they don’t mention Norton was meeting her all the way back when she was freshly 19.

I guess grooming is ok if you’re a fag about it.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

And Norton and him/her support the politics of a man who’s party will make sure that him/her’s life will be not worth living

 

[Dennyislife]

This guy does a weekly Jim and Sam podcast.

He's just a super fan with a Forbes blog position. He does all the stories Forbes does on the show

 

[JohnnyDoh]

Ugh I'd rather read a Fezitorial about him. It be less gay than that article.

 

[The Talking Dead]

But its weird they don’t mention Norton was meeting her all the way back when she was freshly 19.

I guess grooming is ok if you’re a fag about it.

Thor being a tranny blinds everyone to that fact. If Jim would've started grooming some 19 year old girl, everyone would call him out as being a creepy fuck but instead people can't trip over themselves fast enough to congratulate him on marrying a beautiful, brave trans person.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Dont people pay to have these glowing articles written about them? Or was forbes just that suddenly enamored with year 36 of Jims fading career?

 

[Dennyislife]

Thor being a tranny blinds everyone to that fact. If Jim would've started grooming some 19 year old girl, everyone would call him out as being a creepy fuck but instead people can't trip over themselves fast enough to congratulate him on marrying a beautiful, brave trans person.

It's probably the reason nobody mainstream would touch this story

 

[upanddown]

WHO?!

 

[Sue Lightning]

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WHO?!

As opposed to what? Comedians who get up on stage and just tell lies and fake stories? Yes comedians should be honest. What a low bar

 

[DooDooBrown]

The very first sentence busted my ribs, gonna have to wait til later to try to finish.

 

[Voscabulary]

meanwhile, there isn't a single article written about colin quinn's poignant and hilarious comedy special he released last week. why is it always the worst people receiving recognition for their mediocrity

 

[AWetBlanket]

This guy does a weekly Jim and Sam podcast.

He's just a super fan with a Forbes blog position. He does all the stories Forbes does on the show

So he’s a child molester, right?

 

[chiquita banana]

And Norton and him/her support the politics of a man who’s party will make sure that him/her’s life will be not worth living

Hey look, it's the obnoxious asshole who has to make everything political on a comedy website. So weird, because leftists never do that. And it's not like you have the entire rest of the internet to scream about progressive political viewpoints.

All the 5 people who approved of this comment, name one way that anyone politician would make Jim Norton's life "not worth living" (be more histrionic you screaming faggot).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope they mentioned how much Jim enjoys getting piss and shit on by his husband.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Hey look, it's the obnoxious asshole who has to make everything political on a comedy website. So weird, because leftists never do that. And it's not like you have the entire rest of the internet to scream about progressive political viewpoints.

All the 5 people who approved of this comment, name one way that anyone politician would make Jim Norton's life "not worth living" (be more histrionic you screaming faggot).

I understand you’re a troll but let me reply autistically seriously. The two biggest topics on this site, Patrick and Cumia, are both political spergs. Wow, why are people bringing up politics constantly in regards to these two? I seriously can’t figure it out. If you want to hear right wing responses to left wing twitter antics go over to Litcrit where you can find them under every Pat tweet post. You are basically just about as politically brainwashed as Pat or Anthony too. Talking about crazy leftists and shit when our main priority IS comedy. You are the one constantly painting people as having political motivations where there really aren’t any.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

meanwhile, there isn't a single article written about colin quinn's poignant and hilarious comedy special he released last week. why is it always the worst people receiving recognition for their mediocrity

That's on Colin to be fair. What was he thinking releasing a comedy special as a straight male? I like Colin, but what is he doing?

 

[Turry Fawks]

Honesty is nice and all but if the truth is that you're a faggot or a pedophile then there's a little more to it.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I guess grooming is ok if you’re a fag about it.

Yes, I believe that is the media’s stance.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I wish Republicans would throw faggots off of roofs like ISIS but sadly they don't seem to hate them engough

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Trump will win and these maniacs will scramble around asking themselves, "how did this happen??"