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CuntFucker

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Hey, you want me to kick your ass? Because I will. I’ll kick your ass.
I've never seen a video of two yanks fighting without one of them pulling a gun. They go from big boy "come at me bro" to a NAVY SEAL quickdraw fast, shouting "STAND DOWN OR I WILL ACTIVATE LETHAL FORCE" the second they get within 3 feet of each other. Every yank walks around with a concealed gun just waiting for the opportunity to put their big boy hat on and become Mr. self defence hero. Every single one thinks they are the main character in a revenge movie.
 

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I've never seen a video of two yanks fighting without one of them pulling a gun. They go from big boy "come at me bro" to a NAVY SEAL quickdraw fast, shouting "STAND DOWN OR I WILL ACTIVATE LETHAL FORCE" the second they get within 3 feet of each other. Every yank walks around with a concealed gun just waiting for the opportunity to put their big boy hat on and become Mr. self defence hero. Every single one thinks they are the main character in a revenge movie.
Faggot, it’s called the 2nd amendment and it’s for keeping the British from stealing our tea. Learn a book, dummy.
 
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I've never seen a video of two yanks fighting without one of them pulling a gun. They go from big boy "come at me bro" to a NAVY SEAL quickdraw fast, shouting "STAND DOWN OR I WILL ACTIVATE LETHAL FORCE" the second they get within 3 feet of each other. Every yank walks around with a concealed gun just waiting for the opportunity to put their big boy hat on and become Mr. self defence hero. Every single one thinks they are the main character in a revenge movie.

Well, there are these things in America called niggers…
 

CuntFucker

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Faggot, it’s called the 2nd amendment and it’s for keeping the British from stealing our tea. Learn a book, dummy.
Straight man, what does Americans shooting each other constantly have to do with keeping your tea safe? I keep mine in the cupboard. Continental Europe has shit load of guns, millions, but they aren't as intent on using them for big boy status and needing to see their names in the paper; "self defence hero kills man who called him a faggot, locals call him a saint". Yanks wake up every day hoping they are the victim of an attack so they can live out their power fantasies. Go for a run, fatty.
 

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Straight man, what does Americans shooting each other constantly have to do with keeping your tea safe? I keep mine in the cupboard. Continental Europe has shit load of guns, millions, but they aren't as intent on using them for big boy status and needing to see their names in the paper; "self defence hero kills man who called him a faggot, locals call him a saint". Yanks wake up every day hoping they are the victim of an attack so they can live out their power fantasies. Go for a run, fatty.
Cuz, I’ve never fucking shot anyone and I live in one of the most violent cities in the US. You do have a point though. It honestly depends where you are. The States is like 6 countries in one.
 
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I've never seen a video of two yanks fighting without one of them pulling a gun. They go from big boy "come at me bro" to a NAVY SEAL quickdraw fast, shouting "STAND DOWN OR I WILL ACTIVATE LETHAL FORCE" the second they get within 3 feet of each other. Every yank walks around with a concealed gun just waiting for the opportunity to put their big boy hat on and become Mr. self defence hero. Every single one thinks they are the main character in a revenge movie.
Wow a demon who loves anus porn is full of hate and thinks it's funny to spread hate. It's almost like you're an evil piece of shit? It's all a big joke until you find out what happens to people like you.
 

CuntFucker

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Wow a demon who loves anus porn is full of hate and thinks it's funny to spread hate. It's almost like you're an evil piece of shit? It's all a big joke until you find out what happens to people like you.
Is that an..... ACTIONABLE THREAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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