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I say no.
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Has Jason Schwartzman ever been in a movie that wasn't hipster fag shit?
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I Heart Huckabees? More like I Fart Fuckabees. Fuckin thing sucks.
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I've gotta be 3/4s through this piece of shit and I couldn't even tell you what it's about.
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Schwartz Man sounds like the worst super hero ever.
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Jesus Christ, existentialism, we get it. Holy FUCK. This is a fucking terrible movie.
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he's actually NOT jewish btw
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Isn't he a Coppola?
Edit: I looked it up. Rocky's retarded girlfriend is his mother. His dad is a hardcore jew.
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so he's more of a wop than a jew
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Slackers from 2002. It was like a less good *American Pie with Big Pete from Pete and Pete in it. I liked it a lot as a teenager, haven't gone back since assured I'd hate it.
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I forgot all about that one. I liked that movie too.
Spun is also a decent movie but it is hipstery and gay.
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The only film I genuinely appreciated his performance was that tediously long movie Funny People with Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen. He played Rogen's roommate who had a role on a sitcom and was constantly rubbing it in Rogan's face.
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"Jews with better food"- Tony Soprano
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Rooney listen purdy gud
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Oh yeah. One of the only things I remember from that movie is Seth Rogen saying he looks like Jackson Browne.
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He is a lusterless man who makes little impression (even in films where he's the lead or movies I semi-like - Rushmore/Darjeeling), I guess he's easy to work with or directors mistakenly cast him thinking he has that Eliot Gould passive-charm... but he really doesn't.. and he's physically unappealing too, and getting uglier as he gets older...
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I want him to do a movie where Jason Biggs dismembers him.
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He’s great in Rushmore and I hate his jewish face in everything else. Extremely rare car crash for @johnnynoname for making me doubt my instinctive nose measuring.
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frankly, I should be car crashed more