Have you ever thought you were having a heart attack?

[JRKT]

Woke up at 6am with chest pain and my heart racing and pounding. For a minute I thought for sure Norm was about to call me home. Turned out it was just bad acid reflex/heartburn from the Chinese food and booze I had last night.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Woke up at 6am with chest pain and my heart racing and pounding. For a minute I thought for sure Norm was about to call me home. Turned out it was just bad acid reflex/heartburn from the Chinese food and booze I had last night.

I snorted a line of coke once that had to be too pure or something, my heart started pounding so hard you could hear it through my chest. I stripped all my clothes off and sat on my back steps in like 20 degree weather trying to calm down, because i was about to have an anxiety attack too, and that would have for sure been the end if I wasn't able to talk myself down and finally relax.

 

[JRKT]

I snorted a line of coke once that had to be too pure or something, my heart started pounding so hard you could hear it through my chest. I stripped all my clothes off and sat on my back steps in like 20 degree weather trying to calm down, because i was about to have an anxiety attack too, and that would have for sure been the end if I wasn't able to talk myself down and finally relax.

One time when I was doing whipits I took a hit and everything went black and all I could hear was my heart beating for like 20 seconds. It was crazy

 

[Turk February]

I constantly think I'm having one and it's just angina

 

[Turk February]

You know what helps. It's the weirdest folk cure but it helped my dad a lot. Have a cat sleep with you. On your chest.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I constantly think I'm having one and it's just angina

Just take the dragon dildo out

 

[Jizz]

I've had that too from #Ruizing too hard. Get some omeprazole brotherman, that shit works but you have to take it a couple weeks.

 

[Turk February]

Just take the dragon dildo out

That's for my mangina

 

[Agent Smith]

No, and if my heart ever decides to fuck around, I will kill it first.

 

[Turk February]

No, and if my heart ever decides to fuck around, I will kill it first.

My thoughts are I am just matter and circumstance and if I die it's fine. I might come back probably not. But I don't fear it.

 

[Agent Smith]

My thoughts are I am just matter and circumstance and if I die it's fine. I might come back probably not. But I don't fear it.

I always figured conciousness is just the way the universe experiences itself. Getting all worked up about being gone makes about as much sense as freaking out about the countless eons that happened before I got here.

 

[Nigger John]

Yea : panic attacks at night mostly

 

[wbgreen]

I've found I don't have those scares if I remember to take an aspirin in the morning.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I always figured conciousness is just the way the universe experiences itself.

Thanks, Sagan.

Nice "consciousness" stupid

 

[Turk February]

Thanks, Sagan.

Nice "consciousness" stupid

The universe doesn't care about spelling, faggot.

 

[Agent Smith]

Thanks, Sagan.

Nice "consciousness" stupid

The true meaning of life is not the lack of an "s", but a hi res picture of some faggot pooping.

 

[chiquita banana]

I always figured conciousness is just the way the universe experiences itself. Getting all worked up about being gone makes about as much sense as freaking out about the countless eons that happened before I got here.

Why would the "universe" have consciousness?

Edit: Oh wait I didn't see the part where you always figured that so it must be true LOL

 

[Agent Smith]

Why would the "universe" have consciousness?

Edit: Oh wait I didn't see the part where you always figured that so it must be true LOL

go to mass

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I've had that too from #Ruizing too hard. Get some omeprazole brotherman, that shit works but you have to take it a couple weeks.

I was #Ruizing w/ a friend in his late-forties. We each got one of those Taco Bell boxes with ten tacos and probably a burrito on the side. Three days later he had a heart attack. He survived, but a heart attack never bodes well for future health.

 

[johnnynoname]

yes, and it's always just a panic attack