Havent jerked off in 2 weeks

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Nothings different

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hey jackass, you're still supposed jack off you just can't cum(unless you eat it apparently, that counts as retaining or so i've read here)

 

[Niggerotchi]

Hey jackass, you're still supposed jack off you just can't cum(unless you eat it apparently, that counts as retaining or so i've read here)

That's how you get ass cancer. Brothermen have to stop edging.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

That's how you get ass cancer. Brothermen have to stop edging.

thiss guy's actually right, regular ejaculation helps prevent prostate cancer. Google 'prostate ejaculation'
(I'm not just trying to fuck-up ur algorithms, I promise!)

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

thiss guy's actually right, regular ejaculation helps prevent prostate cancer. Google 'prostate ejaculation'
(I'm not just trying to fuck-up ur algorithms, I promise!)

It's important that you finger your prostate for maximum effect

 

[Turk February]

It's important that you finger your prostate for maximum effect

A shoe horn is also an effective device for the prostate in the event you don't have fingers or they're fused together with webs that sag out when you make a fist like @Mass.gov

 

[Niggerotchi]

I came last night all over my girly girls pussy, ass cheek and back. She dripped for hours afterwards. Shit was so cash

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I came last night all over my girly girls pussy, ass cheek and back. She dripped for hours afterwards. Shit was so cash

She give your asshole head though

 

[Niggerotchi]

She give your asshole head though

No. Fuckin bitch

 

[Turk February]

I came last night all over my girly girls pussy, ass cheek and back. She dripped for hours afterwards. Shit was so cash

I bet most of the cum dripping was mine. I fucked her earlier in the night. Hope it tasted okay.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I bet most of the cum dripping was mine. I fucked her earlier in the night. Hope it tasted okay.

I smoked a few ciggies beforehand so I couldn't taste shit. You have a cool stache. I'd give you a Crack at that ass. Real greaseball shit.

 

[Turk February]

I smoked a few ciggies beforehand so I couldn't taste shit. You have a cool stache. I'd give you a Crack at that ass. Real greaseball shit.

My cumulon (correct medical term) has little black seeds in it and smells like rotting apple.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

and smells like rotting apple.

you are what you eat, homelesster

 

[Turk February]

you are what you eat, homelesster

Oh, that explains why you're a black penis!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Oh, that explains why you're a black penis!

I almost did a second line to prevent this (I only eat 'something cool'), but I thought I'd be diverse & throw the ball around

 

[Niggerotchi]

My cumulon (correct medical term) has little black seeds in it and smells like rotting apple.

Can we do it at your place tho? We have a grunge fetish and would highly enjoy the abode

 

[Nigger John]

You are doing it wrong then

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I almost did a second line to prevent this (I only eat 'something cool'), but I thought I'd be diverse & throw the ball around

More like balls around during the blowbang.