He really milked this fake story for all it's worth

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

And he's still not done.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Fucking eww

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

what the fuck is this garbage

 

[not that Jack Horner]

he wrote a story that entertained millions

what a monster

 

[Nana Cumia]

Was Jay Mohr the person who told Opie and Anthony not to have Bert on?

 

[Renaus]

The story being fake is not the worst part. It is just not funny.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

As long as his shirt comes off, I can find a reason to laugh.

 

[Meownaw]

I still don't know what the story is because I can't find a summary that isn't his stand up which I tapped out of when I saw him shirtless.

 

[CruisinColin]

I still don't know what the story is because I can't find a summary that isn't his stand up which I tapped out of when I saw him shirtless.

I think he let a dog fuck him. Something like that.

 

[RoTheHo69]

As long as his shirt comes off, I can find a reason to laugh.

Fawkin guy's hilarious
WAIT WAIT WAIT Im takin' my socks off now or somethin tss

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fawkin guy's hilarious
WAIT WAIT WAIT Im takin' my socks off now or somethin tss

We don’t do baby noises here.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

The story being fake is not the worst part. It is just not funny.

I still don't know what the story is because I can't find a summary that isn't his stand up which I tapped out of when I saw him shirtless.

It's a made up story with no punchline.

"I was on a train with some Russian guys that looked like gangsters. They called me The Machine. LOL amirite?"

 

[Zeroman]

Was Jay Mohr the person who told Opie and Anthony not to have Bert on?

It very well could have been. I believe that Jay had already told the Tracy Morgan bit before Bert ever got on the show so he might’ve kyboshed any Bert appearance after that because Bert also didn’t take Jay’s telling of that story on O&A lightly, in spite of Bert giving Jay the okay to use the story in his act.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's a made up story with no punchline.

"I was on a train with some Russian guys that looked like gangsters. They called me The Machine. LOL amirite?"

That's why I believe it's true. It's a mildy entertaining story about being in Post-Soviet collapse Russia. Many such cases

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It very well could have been. I believe that Jay had already told the Tracy Morgan bit before Bert ever got on the show so he might’ve kyboshed any Bert appearance after that because Bert also didn’t take Jay’s telling of that story on O&A lightly, in spite of Bert giving Jay the okay to use the story in his act.

The machine story is way more believable than the Tracy one which he has publicly denied.

 

[Zeroman]

The machine story is way more believable than the Tracy one which he has publicly denied.

Yes, I don't believe the Tracy story in any form, but I base this off of what I've heard on various podcasts and shit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That's why I believe it's true. It's a mildy entertaining story about being in Post-Soviet collapse Russia. Many such cases

It was a fun story the first time I heard it. It was a little less funny the second time around. After that, it just became annoying. He's gotten a hell of a lot of mileage out of being a shirtless drunken retard, gotta give him that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes, I don't believe the Tracy story in any form, but I base this off of what I've heard on various podcasts and shit.

It’s really only funny with Tracy’s voice because otherwise it just makes him sound like a dickhead. Not to mention the whole punching cars thing after “smoking sherm” but also freaking out on Ari when he got dosed.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What's the budget on this thing? Mark Hammil can't be that cheap after getting to be in the Star Was shitty reboot. I think this will tank and I don't even hate Bert. Don't get the machine story though.

 

[Meownaw]

The machine story is way more believable than the Tracy one which he has publicly denied.

What was the Tracy story?