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He’s a chink!

Mr. Faggotry

The world’s expert on faggotry
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Billy Hollywood

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Years ago there was this guy I was friends with that, despite being white, had a hint of chinese eyes going on. One day I've met his younger brother, who had regular caucasian eyes and he introduced himself saying: "- Hi, I'm so and so's brother..." To what I immediatelly answered:

"- Oh, really? How come he's chinese?"

It got a big laugh!

Well... Turns out his brother went and retold the joke to his whole fucking family! Next time I called ol'chinky eyes, he told me to never call him again! And he still hates me to this day! I guess that makes me a "loses the friend but does not lose the joke" kind of guy...
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Years ago there was this guy I was friends with that, despite being white, had a hint of chinese eyes going on. One day I've met his younger brother, who had regular caucasian eyes and he introduced himself saying: "- Hi, I'm so and so's brother..." To what I immediatelly answered:

"- Oh, really? How come he's chinese?"

It got a big laugh!

Well... Turns out his brother went and retold the joke to his whole fucking family! Next time I called ol'chinky eyes, he told me to never call him again! And he still hates me to this day! I guess that makes me a "loses the friend but does not lose the joke" kind of guy...
Totally worth it.
 
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