How do I get abs like this?

[Grindset Alpha King]

I found this influencer named Elliot. Dude's got a legit 8 pack. Really wanna go for that sinewy look, but I gotta get my BMI down. Any tips?

 

[Turk February]

when I was like 16 I had the biggest crush on her. She really fucked it all up.

 

[Africa.com]

when I was like 16 I had the biggest crush on her. She really fucked it all up.

Zooey Deschanel, Aubrey Plaza, and ELLEN Page really made mousey Indie Rock girls a thing for a while there

 

[Turk February]

Zooey Deschanel, Aubrey Plaza, and ELLEN Page really made mousey Indie Rock girls a thing for a while there

Krysten Ritter is our last hope.

 

[Stent]

Any tips?

Elliot doesn't have one.

 

[Africa.com]

Krysten Ritter is our last hope.

Quality bush

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

when I was like 16 I had the biggest crush on her. She really fucked it all up.

What could've been...

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Elliot doesn't have one.

I bet none of them ever order a modest 5 inch weiner. I bet they get the doctor to rip extra skin off their ass and sew on a phat 9 inch meat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

First, cut off your tits. But also, make sure you've been raped by jew producers for a few years

 

[Mass.gov]

Boqception:
Elliot is a boy who sex reassigned as a woman and then reassigned back...Masculine eyes + browridge.

Always check the browridge...then the collarbones, then the hand digit ratio.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Boqception:
Elliot is a boy who sex reassigned as a woman and then reassigned back...Masculine eyes + browridge.

Always check the browridge...then the collarbones, then the hand digit ratio.

most of us don't need a formula to check such things

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I'm fucked if I know but I'm pretty sure my taxes will pay for it

 

[CuntFucker]

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Quality bush

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[Slackjawed Cow]

Still struggles to open a pickle jar.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Still struggles to open a pickle jar.

Or to reach it from the top shelf.

 

[Dog Eater]

New haircut
New abs
New penis
New lifts
Taste of Weinstein’s cock forgotten
New contracts

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Boqception:
Elliot is a boy who sex reassigned as a woman and then reassigned back...Masculine eyes + browridge.

Always check the browridge...then the collarbones, then the hand digit ratio.

so so so... are you saying you would or wouldn't nibble his ear, send a dick pic, then threaten a violent prison rape?

call me evil again - (you know I'm just a troubled sweetie), but there's a few more evil-levels left if you wanna play...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The fake peckers they get aren't functional and they look like the thumb of an old timey baseball glove. It's hilarious.

 

[goo gobbler]

The fake peckers they get aren't functional and they look like the thumb of an old timey baseball glove. It's hilarious.

he'd kick your ass, Abe