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[Hypothetical] If you're getting gas and above the pump see a completely full Dunkaccino that's still cool to the touch, do you put it in your car?

The ice has melted, but it's still cool. AT MOST a sip was taken out of it, you can ditch the straw


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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Also you look around for 15 seconds straight to make sure no one sees you're doing this, hypothetically.

Also hypothetically you don't even really drink coffee, and would never ever buy it.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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periodically I’ll buy zyns and take some out and then leave the almost full container on the gas pump for someone else to have.

In your case the coffee was probably left by a big titted super sexy sorority girl who wanted someone else to enjoy it. Drink the whole thing and smell the cup
 
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periodically I’ll buy zyns and take some out and then leave the almost full container on the gas pump for someone else to have.

In your case the coffee was probably left by a big titted super sexy sorority girl who wanted someone else to enjoy it. Drink the whole thing and smell the cup
I suggest making out with the lid, then jerking off into the cup in case she comes back for it
 
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