I almost fought someone at an Atlantic City blackjack table last night

[MunchausenByProxy]

Not proud of it, and feel like kind of a tool, but everyone at the table was hammered and this Mexican started saying “Fight me pussy” a bunch of times out of nowhere.
Overall very fun night though

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Same happened to me a few years ago mouthing off at some newbie at the BJ table. Dealer showing a six. I was sitting pretty with 19 or 20. Some guy, the only other player at the table, had fourteen and decides to hit. Asshole gets the ten and busts. Dealer's shows she had 16; next card was a five.

Sure, play your game your way, whatever. But that's a fucking stupid move and killed both of our chances at winning the hand. If he hadn't been a cocksure asshole rolling up to the table, I'd have ignored it. But I called him a stupid fuck and he took it the wrong way.

 

[DMAN]

I was out late one night trying to snap photographs of some... scaffolding... When she accosted me...

 

[WhereWeAt]

I was out late one night trying to snap photographs of some... scaffolding... When she accosted me...

Now that you're retelling it at a safe distance from the event itself, can you tell me whose show it was?

 

[guest]

Heard you had an expensive weekend in Atlantic city. How did you ever screw up so bad? The Russians don't care if you have a badge, you ougta hop a jet out of here.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Same happened to me a few years ago mouthing off at some newbie at the BJ table. Dealer showing a six. I was sitting pretty with 19 or 20. Some guy, the only other player at the table, had fourteen and decides to hit. Asshole gets the ten and busts. Dealer's shows she had 16; next card was a five.

Sure, play your game your way, whatever. But that's a fucking stupid move and killed both of our chances at winning the hand. If he hadn't been a cocksure asshole rolling up to the table, I'd have ignored it. But I called him a stupid fuck and he took it the wrong way.

You wouldn't have hit at a 14?

 

[UnPRePared]

Did you spit on the floor and punch an Opie pillow when you busted, too?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You wouldn't have hit at a 14?

With dealer showing a 6, she has a 42% chance to bust. You assume she has a ten, making her hand sixteen. Based on odds her next card will be a six or higher. Let her get that card.

Instead he took the ten she would have busted with and gave her a chance at a better card, which she got.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Did you spit on the floor and punch an Opie pillow when you busted, too?

Fuck! Where the fuck is my twenty-one!

 

[alkiefuck2]

You wouldn't have hit at a 14?

not if the dealer's showing a 6, the dealer would've went bust

 

[Coonskin]

With dealer showing a 6, she has a 42% chance to bust. You assume she has a ten, making her hand sixteen. Based on odds her next card will be a six or higher. Let her get that card.

Instead he took the ten she would have busted with and gave her a chance at a better card, which she got.

*Sharp inhale* it's a tough one man

Don't you also have to know how many decks they're using?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

*Sharp inhale* it's a tough one man

Don't you also have to know how many decks they're using?

This guy was NEVER going to split. I'd have had way more respect for him if he had.

 

[Coonskin]

This guy was NEVER going to split. I'd have had way more respect for him if he had.

S is stay/stand, P is split. Should've included the legend

 

[Uncle Floyd]

S is stay/stand, P is split. Should've included the legend

Yeah. He should have stood is what I'm saying. As for decks, man... I'd guess five or six.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I got all 7s in the pokemon casino once
Also blew a guy

Sorry I'm just naming things less gay than what you're complaining about

 

[Coonskin]

Yeah. He should have stood is what I'm saying. As for decks, man... I'd guess five or six.

Yeah I'm just saying it's close enough to a hit situation I wouldn't give the guy too much shit. I don't know if # of decks affects the odds in blackjack either. I fuckin hate blackjack to be honest witcha