I cum and piss. Someone explain it to me.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think Satan yanks on my pecker when I sleep and I wake up with a boner all the time because I like it. I'm gay for Satan.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I cum in peas. I cream in pies. What are them other template threads we got?

 

[Stent]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know who's to blame for this?

The niggers.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I superman piss twice a week at least because I wake up with a full bladder and diamond dick.
meaning, I put my feet on the sink counter and hands on the bathtub, dick in the toilet and piss.
otherwise I have to do air squats for 60 seconds to lose the hard on ,

it looks like this
(000) ---- (0) ------ (0)
^ bathtub.... toilet^^-----^ sink^


my hands are on the bathtub edge, my dick is in the toilet, my feed are on the sink. good stuff

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I superman piss twice a week at least because I wake up with a full bladder and diamond dick.
meaning, I put my feet on the sink counter and hands on the bathtub, dick in the toilet and piss.
otherwise I have to do air squats for 60 seconds to lose the hard on ,

it looks like this
(000) ---- (0) ------ (0)
^ bathtub.... toilet^^-----^ sink^


my hands are on the bathtub edge, my dick is in the toilet, my feed are on the sink. good stuff

One time my ex caught me pissing in the bathtub that was less than a foot away from the toilet. She was like "What the fuck?? WHY??"

 

[BoringFaggot]

Sometimes if i cum when i also have to piss bad, my dick hole kinda burns...

 

[Chive Turkey]

Sometimes if i cum when i also have to piss bad, my dick hole kinda burns...

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

One time my ex caught me pissing in the bathtub that was less than a foot away from the toilet. She was like "What the fuck?? WHY??"

Was that the coon? She has a point tbh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was that the coon? She has a point tbh.

No it was a ginger. In highschool I remember one time she peed in a glass in her room and then washed it and put it back in the cupboard for her family to use and I think that's considerably worse than pissing down the tub drain with the water running so she can SHUT UP.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

No it was a ginger. In highschool I remember one time she peed in a glass in her room and then washed it and put it back in the cupboard for her family to use and I think that's considerably worse than pissing down the tub drain with the water running so she can SHUT UP.

Yeah that’s way worse. Gingers are fucking nuts

 

[Chive Turkey]

No it was a ginger. In highschool I remember one time she peed in a glass in her room and then washed it and put it back in the cupboard for her family to use and I think that's considerably worse than pissing down the tub drain with the water running so she can SHUT UP.

Nasty bitch.

Why the fuck was she even pissing in a glass to begin with?

 

[Turry Fawks]

You should start a church and make @NoBacon a fawkin apostle. It's a very common name

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nasty bitch.

Why the fuck was she even pissing in a glass to begin with?

She was drunk and the bathroom was right across from her dad's room upstairs so she did that to avoid waking him up and getting busted.

 

[Turk February]

Holy shit. Like 6 times a day I do one of those things. I'm glad we're so open about it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why the fuck was she even pissing in a glass to begin with?

She's a pro-gamer.

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes if i cum when i also have to piss bad, my dick hole kinda burns...

Dude this issue has ruined entire evenings for me. "Can't go out tonight, dick hurts". I used to think it was an STD until I realized it's been happening before I had sex.

Edit 1: imagine telling your fiance "I can't get on the bus, my dick hurts. I pumped off".

 

[despacito69]

NoBacon redux/translation:

I think Jews yank on my pecker when I sleep and I wake up with a boner all the time because I stopped watching their porn. I'm gay for children.