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I hate Danny Ross

Mr. Faggotry

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Oy Vey! You should have joined the family business Benjamin!

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Having grown up around Jews I know for a fact that his parents pretend he doesn't exist when talking to their friends at synagogue. His brother is a broker or analyst it looks like so it's all "Josh is doing very well for himself, he's just been given a new account" but "Daniel? We haven't seen him in a long time. No, he doesn't work in radio anymore. Anyway, how is your Deborah? She has twins, no?"

The eldest son in a Jewish family can almost do no wrong. I used to know these two Jewish brothers. The older one was a bit of a dope. Made Cs in school, was fat and later became super religious. His younger brother (who was also called Danny) was super bright and got a double first in Maths at Oxford. Turned down several very lucrative offers from investment banks to work in rocket design, his passion. To hear their mother talk, you'd think it was the other way round. She talks about the dope who works in sales like he's the messiah and her rocket scientist younger son barely gets mentioned.

Ross finds himself in a different situation though. He works in a bar. With his hands. That's "prost" to Jews. Menial labour. That's shameful to them. He's an embarrassment to them.
 

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Before Danny Ross had a public meltdown on air for losing at Guitar Hero he had already had another meltdown over losing to an O&A fan. They were playing Guitar Hero at a Virus Tour event and Danny was losing.....and someone pulled the plug to save Danny. Anthony did the same thing on the show a year or so later and Danny proceeded to rage and whine over literally nothing. It showed how insane he was. Later he would rage at Sirius bosses and burn bridges at Rockstar games to get terminated.

Danny also complained once to Anthony that the staff were recording all of his bombs to then play on the air. Danny AND Jimmy would harass guests for pictures often annoying them to infuriating levels. Danny once invited a criminal thief over to Anthony's house for a party telling Anthony he was a longtime friend. The thief, who was some mongrel lowlife, crept through Anthony's house during the party and tried to raid Anthony's gun closet which set off an alarm. When the friend was confronted by Anthony and Keith the Cop who saw him going upstairs on security camera footage he said he was 'down on his luck and just looking around'. Anthony and Keith let him go without calling the cops but told him to leave the party. Later Anthony's girlfriend would find like $2K missing from her purse that this guy stole.

This was the first evidence that if anyone ever broke into Anthony's house or assaulted him he would act like a little bitch and do nothing. It was also proof that Keith the Cop was an incompetent idiot who did not even think to frisk a thief for stolen valuables and let him leave. So we have Danny to thank for inviting his loser criminal friend to Anthony's house. Master Po was another show loser who had criminal friends as well and once invited an entire gang of murderers and rapists to the studio for his show 'The Dojo'.
 

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This was the first evidence that if anyone ever broke into Anthony's house or assaulted him he would act like a little bitch and do nothing.
To be fair to Nana, he's not exactly going to invite police officers not on his payroll into his adolescent molesting parties.

"Nobody saw him take anything from the domicile, sir?"

"Nooooo. Hee hee. I was too busy fingering a young girl I've been plying with alcohol all night to prove how masculine I am to all these fat middle-aged men. You know, that uniform looks great on you... "
 
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