I know we like the b-b-b-boys better but did anyone listen to Howard Stern today

[Ladynyahh]

He's back (and better than ever) from a 2 month summer vacation. Just for a loff I listened for a couple of minutes while I was having a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll.

Got to hear all about the resident gay Chris Wilding and his Colombian boyfriend and their anal escapades. Then they brought on a George takei impersonator. Fawkin broodal.

I know the Stern show hasn't been funny since mid 2000s but holy shit, this is just embarrassing. I'd rather listen to an Opie podcast.

 

[UnPRePared]

Why didn't you just kill yourself instead? It's a better feeling than the ear-rape that's current Stern Show.

As much as I hate Stuttering John, and believe me, it's a lot, his breakdown of the Pelican Brief video was very informative... When he could get the words out.

If anyone here isn't familiar with the Stern Pelican Brief, and you can stomach it, here it is.




You will never believe there was ever an ounce of genuine personality in Mr. "Slapped with a Yamulke" ever again after watching that.

I feel bad for Sal and Rich.

 

[Camel Clutch]

i wish sal and richard would do a pod, but I understand they have to stay with the show for the money

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

A recent show popped up on my YouTube feed, and it featured puppets.

Puppets.

On a fucking radio show.

 

[wbgreen]

Stern has golden handcuffs. He's incredibly wealthy, but a lot of that is Sirius stock, which will tank when he retires.

Stern has Jewed SXM, but in turned Jewed himself!

 

[groomia1961]

I’ll see how bad it is when his YouTube channel posts the so called highlights.

Essentially he just does a crappy podcast these days and calls it a radio show. The only thing worse probably is The Shuli Show or that Brent Hatley thing.

 

[Phish]

That show has been sanitized and watered down to an unrecognizable level. I used to love Stern back in the day. I listened to more Stern than OnA I think. I remember when I thought sterns faggot unfunny Bobo was the “real” Bobo and OnA copied it. How embarrassing. There were a few channels on YT posting a bunch of old Stern that was great (BlunderBuss) but SXM was getting like multiple channels taken down a week so I think they gave up. Idk I haven’t looked in a while.

 

[AWetBlanket]

Why didn't you just kill yourself instead? It's a better feeling than the ear-rape that's current Stern Show.

As much as I hate Stuttering John, and believe me, it's a lot, his breakdown of the Pelican Brief video was very informative... When he could get the words out.

If anyone here isn't familiar with the Stern Pelican Brief, and you can stomach it, here it is.




You will never believe there was ever an ounce of genuine personality in Mr. "Slapped with a Yamulke" ever again after watching that.

I feel bad for Sal and Rich.

Watched that many times. It's fascinating to me. What a narcissist shithead

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I cannot wait for stern to croak. jewish pedophile gargoyle

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Stern has golden handcuffs. He's incredibly wealthy, but a lot of that is Sirius stock, which will tank when he retires.

Stern has Jewed SXM, but in turned Jewed himself!

Naw, the stock will be fine because Stern cultivated a bunch of young radio talent for Sirius XM, and people tune in for that.

For about a year after they buy a new car anyway.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I was always a Stern guy until I found the subreddit a few years after Anthony was fired. I stopped listening when he went to Sirius so I missed his implosion. Watched the Stern leak randomly a few months ago and it's horrible on so many levels:

1) We've lost our cultural relevance because we're behind a paywall!
What like everyone said would happen at the time, that you needed the FCC as an enemy? Without which you would go stale?
2) You're all gonna do a lot more work to make this show culturally relevant again for no money, because if the show isn't here your job isn't here!
Nigga, your agent programs Sirius XM Radio. Nobody's gonna make this show go away, you're just gonna milk Sirius until one of you or both of you is dead. That's when I'll do more work for no money, motherfucker, when I need to find another job.
3) Complaining that the show's logo (dated) was nowhere in the office or on their clothes.
Maybe you should have put the logo on the first slide of this Powerpoint, then, instead of the 31st?
4) Misspelling the word "structure."
Howard, you're a broadcasting genius. That barely broadcasts anymore and can't spell.
5) "We're going to have a core team that meets every week to make this happen." Mentions this 30x more times. Never specifies who will be on the "core team."
Wait, I have MORE SUPERVISORS? I already answer to Gary and then Marci and then you. Who the fuck is going to be on this core team and what more are they going to be asking me to do? For no additional money? While you've made headlines becoming progressively richer this whole time putting out a product you now finally admit needs some work? For God's sake, just tell me who the core team is!

 

[AntSucks]

I remember watching Private Parts when I was a teenager and thinking it was hilarious. A couple of years later I showed it to my friend and he sat there in stony silence the whole way through. The "Kill kill kill the white man part" was particularly brutal. It was when I knew that radio show fans were always losers.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Classic Stern would shit all over 2021 stern. His show has become unlistenable and for some reason REALLY heavy on gay antics. Not even funny stuff, it’s like he’s obsessed with being gay while pretending he isn’t in a sham marriage to a “model” that was barely a model. Stern ripped apart anyone in pop culture who left their wife for a young trophy wife only to do it himself. I didn’t think he could get any worse but then he tried to sell a new “book” to his fans that was just transcripts of his interviews and 10-15 pages of new writing. He’s a miserable old Queen stuck in the closet.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I listen to Eric the Midget, old stuff with JD, and old stuff with Sal and Richard.

 

[UnPRePared]

Classic Stern would shit all over 2021 stern. His show has become unlistenable and for some reason REALLY heavy on gay antics. Not even funny stuff, it’s like he’s obsessed with being gay while pretending he isn’t in a sham marriage to a “model” that was barely a model. Stern ripped apart anyone in pop culture who left their wife for a young trophy wife only to do it himself. I didn’t think he could get any worse but then he tried to sell a new “book” to his fans that was just transcripts of his interviews and 10-15 pages of new writing. He’s a miserable old Queen stuck in the closet.

Classic Stern would look at current Stern and cry tears of joy, because all of his acting finally paid off.

This is what he always wanted. Or thought he wanted, because I guarantee you he's still not happy. There's a reason that mental case goes to a therapist three times a week.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ll see how bad it is when his YouTube channel posts the so called highlights.

Essentially he just does a crappy podcast these days and calls it a radio show. The only thing worse probably is The Shuli Show or that Brent Hatley thing.

The worst part is he has “freedom” in a sense to do whatever he wants, a large budget, large team of producers / writers and it’s the laziest shit I’ve ever heard. Everything is beyond fake, he doesnt even let calls through unless it’s one of just approved ball washers or back office staff with a script. You look back on when the show was just Jackie, Fred, Billy West writing and a small staff and it was hilarious. Even the “wack pack” has been neutered since it’s not PC to laugh at wackos.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Classic Stern would look at current Stern and cry tears of joy, because all of his acting finally paid off.

This is what he always wanted. Or thought he wanted, because I guarantee you he's still not happy. There's a reason that mental case goes to a therapist three times a week.

Of course, that classic stern was all an act, he wanted to be what he is now. He was always upset he wasn’t part of the in crowd which is why he got their attention goofing on them. Now he’s one of them so he’s boring as shit but still miserable. He married the “model” but that while marriage is a sham and with all that money he’s a miserable fuck. He’s such a miserable fuck he can’t even let anyone around him be happy and needs to shit on anyone enjoying their life because he hates his own. I couldn’t believe he made the staff stop doing public appearances because it “hurt his brand” after letting his staff do that for decades.

 

[UnPRePared]

Of course, that classic stern was all an act, he wanted to be what he is now. He was always upset he wasn’t part of the in crowd which is why he got their attention goofing on them. Now he’s one of them so he’s boring as shit but still miserable. He married the “model” but that while marriage is a sham and with all that money he’s a miserable fuck. He’s such a miserable fuck he can’t even let anyone around him be happy and needs to shit on anyone enjoying their life because he hates his own. I couldn’t believe he made the staff stop doing public appearances because it “hurt his brand” after letting his staff do that for decades.

He wears condoms with his own wife Beth, but never did with Allison.


He would play chess for hours online during the peak of their relationship - no different than him hiding from his first wife and kids in the office to watch porn or TV.

He shit on Richard Christy for being a fan of sports.

He shit on Gary and John Hein for going to a Bruce Springsteen concert.

He only shit on Jay Leno for taking Stuttering John from him because Jay paid him more than Howard ever would and didn't "ask permission first".

He shit on every other shock jock until he needed talent to fill two channels - thus hiring Bubba and Ferrel... Then canning them when he didn't want to pay them what they were worth.

He pays Ralph claiming that's his stylist. What style!?!

I could keep going. And again, I can bring up the rough trade rumours about Beth, which my first example really reinforces.

 

[Ladynyahh]

He wears condoms with his own wife Beth, but never did with Allison.


He would play chess for hours online during the peak of their relationship - no different than him hiding from his first wife and kids in the office to watch porn or TV.

He shit on Richard Christy for being a fan of sports.

He shit on Gary and John Hein for going to a Bruce Springsteen concert.

He only shit on Jay Leno for taking Stuttering John from him because Jay paid him more than Howard ever would and didn't "ask permission first".

He shit on every other shock jock until he needed talent to fill two channels - thus hiring Bubba and Ferrel... Then canning them when he didn't want to pay them what they were worth.

He pays Ralph claiming that's his stylist. What style!?!

I could keep going. And again, I can bring up the rough trade rumours about Beth, which my first example really reinforces.

Thought I saw some talk on that subreddit about Beth being compensated for her time with various Middle Eastern gentlemen. Probably some low rent Arabs. Rich Saudi fellows could purchase company from much, much hotter women.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The funniest HSS moment of the last ten years was when he appeared on that gay morning show and told Whoopi Goldberg that he never said nigger, which was an outrageous lie, as I heard him say nigger hundreds and hundreds of times. Howie is a scared and frightened shell of a man. He knows he has this infamous past that's hanging over his head and could come back to haunt him at any second so he has to try extra-hard to be "woke", which he does very, very poorly. On top of that, his wife is an annoying bony twat, his kids hate him and his parents simply refuse to die.