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Your parents bought you a condo and shipped you across the ocean because you had a lisp and liked to gayly kick soccer balls around like a girl.
You really think soccer is this gay effeminate sport? I once got shoved during a corner kick straight into the goal post and it tore my rotator cuff. Had to be ambulanced out of the pitch. What would you know about sports you druggie? You have 0 discipline, how could u be in any serious sport?
 

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You really think soccer is this gay effeminate sport? I once got shoved during a corner kick straight into the goal post and it tore my rotator cuff. Had to be ambulanced out of the pitch. What would you know about sports you druggie? You have 0 discipline, how could u be in any serious sport?

You took an ambulance for a torn rotator cuff?
Lol faggot.

I got a pinched nerve in my neck in fucking freshman football and went into shock so badly they couldn't take my mouthpiece out. I finished the game.

Lol you are an effeminate puss with no pain tolerance or competitive drive.
 

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You really think soccer is this gay effeminate sport? I once got shoved during a corner kick straight into the goal post and it tore my rotator cuff. Had to be ambulanced out of the pitch. What would you know about sports you druggie? You have 0 discipline, how could u be in any serious sport?
Doesn't make you an athlete that you were bullied on the soccer field. You look like the cross between a decrepit Osama Bin Laden and a dried-up turd.
 

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WWAWD theory that Boq became an esotericist because he was a bookish, mysterious young man?
I had the only encyclopedia set in my street.

One time a science teacher threw chalk at me because I corrected her pronunciation of "seismograph" (she said cease-mograph, I brought my book the next day, some Science-y book that got me into rock collecting and shit, and showed her it's phonetically pronounced "size-mograph".

She got so embarrassed she threw chalk at me. lol that shit hurt and everyone gasped. I always knew how to make people seethe and lose it. I was probably 10-11 years old
 

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I had the only encyclopedia set in my street.
Lol this is all timer 🤣
One time a science teacher threw chalk at me because I corrected her pronunciation of "seismograph" (she said cease-mograph, I brought my book the next day, some Science-y book that got me into rock collecting and shit, and showed her it's phonetically pronounced "size-mograph".
So you were an annoying faggot even back then? No wonder you were bullied.
She got so embarrassed she threw chalk at me. lol that shit hurt
I'm sure it did, Nancy
and everyone gasped.
And then everyone clapped.
I always knew how to make people seethe and lose it. I was probably 10-11 years old

None of this happened at all.

You can't even pronounce stheisthmographth, Lispy.
 

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I had the only encyclopedia set in my street.

One time a science teacher threw chalk at me because I corrected her pronunciation of "seismograph" (she said cease-mograph, I brought my book the next day, some Science-y book that got me into rock collecting and shit, and showed her it's phonetically pronounced "size-mograph".

She got so embarrassed she threw chalk at me. lol that shit hurt and everyone gasped. I always knew how to make people seethe and lose it. I was probably 10-11 years old
You were a petty know-it-all faggot. She mispronounced it, but unlike you she grasped the concept. What you did did not show intelligence. You're clearly an idiot for still not understanding that at age 42 now but instead bragging about your little faggot self from 30 years ago. Your parents had Hottentot money, that doesn't make you any less of a shit monkey.
 

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You were a petty know-it-all faggot. She mispronounced it, but unlike you she grasped the concept. What you did did not show intelligence. You're clearly an idiot for still not understanding that at age 42 now but instead bragging about your little faggot self from 30 years ago.

A coach told me I had potential when I was 13 = I could have played for the Saudi national team.


^We're dealing with a delusional autist.
 

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You were a petty know-it-all faggot. She mispronounced it, but unlike you she grasped the concept. What you did not show intelligence. You're clearly an idiot for still not understanding that at age 42 now but instead bragging about your little faggot self from 30 years ago.
This sasster is simping for Mrs Talan, lol. Age 42? Wow, you guys already have the lore-weaving complete, soon your creation can be an official person with a Social Security Number etc..

Cuntster...you are mad. you are sad. your mum, she can be had. Remember this when you watch a movie next time, bastard (unironic) man-child.
 

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This sasster is simping for Mrs Talan, lol. Age 42? Wow, you guys already have the lore-weaving complete, soon your creation can be an official person with a Social Security Number etc..

Cuntster...you are mad. you are sad. your mum, she can be had. Remember this when you watch a movie next time, bastard (unironic) man-child.

Boq you're the one who said you're 42. All of your posts on the internet are there for public consumption. You're 42. By your own count.

You don't get to retroactively rewrite your own personal history with "I was just pulling a prank bro" every time we catch you in a lie. You're literally the oldest user here but Boomia and Mew.

And you're a fucking sissy.
 
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Your parents bought you a condo and shipped you across the ocean because you had a lisp and liked to gayly kick soccer balls around like a girl.
You give him way too much credit…

His sassy lore weaving covers up a much more embarrassing reality. He tacitly encourages this myth that he’s a spoiled rich kid.

Boq loves to lore weave. Promenades, trees, boats, lexuses, Guelph, etc
 

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You give him way too much credit…

His sassy lore weaving covers up a much more embarrassing reality. He tacitly encourages this myth that he’s a spoiled rich kid.

Boq loves to lore weave. Promenades, trees, boats, lexuses, Guelph, etc

I believe him only because he genuinely doesn't understand that it's embarrassing to brag about that in Western culture. He thinks being a gay little price who doesn't work is an honorable life.
 
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