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It was on a rusted out Mercury sitting in a junkyard. I’m afraid the good lord was telling me it’s time to move on.
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Did you flash your tits at it?It was on a rusted out Mercury sitting in a junkyard. I’m afraid the good lord was telling me it’s time to move on.
Well yeah. What am I not going to do the bit? The fuck out of here with your dumb questions.Did you flash your tits at it?
A family friend still wears a WOW shirt sometimes.
DOORS RIGHT THERE, BROTHER!!!It was on a rusted out Mercury sitting in a junkyard. I’m afraid the good lord was telling me it’s time to move on.
Probably zeroHow many fat hooters do they see?
Is this Pat From Moonachie’s car? God rest his soul.
Now I want to see a remake of Christine were the car makes Arnie into a pest. His parents are mad he bought bit and he just says your mom's box and walks out.It was on a rusted out Mercury sitting in a junkyard. I’m afraid the good lord was telling me it’s time to move on.
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