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I tryed picking a fist fight at the gas station with some nerd faggot on his cell phone 👊

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Someone bumped into me accidentally and apologetically, time to make an online thread about it and see if my forum friends thinks it's cool I said "excuse me" kind of loud...

Words cannot encapsulate how much I detest you for making this thread about literally nothing, in a transparent and futile attempt at pretending you are cool and assertive. You spam nigger here a million times a day and only say it IRL when nobody is around. Stop lying about having sex with women you met by chance in a park. You are a gay man meeting with other men to suck each other off. Your delusions and lies are toddler tier laughable. Nobody in the world just goes to a park and immediately gets sucked off by random women. Unironically kill yourself.

What was going through your head when you thought "this is a noteworthy event and I need to tell my friends?" I took a huge shit this morning which was more interesting and alpha than this story. Just yesterday I rolled down the window in traffic and told someone "why are you trying to overtake so many people, its rammed, in a rush to see your boyfriend are you? In that shitty car?" Which made the smelly driver seethe uncontrollably and he started ranting in punjab and called me a bitch bloody bastard. This is an event maybe worth mentioning. But only now, so you can understand the difference between "mildly interesting story" and "shit no one cares about" like bumping into a fucking stranger and saying excuse me.

Please have a more interesting life and personality before deciding to post. This is your last warning.
 
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Someone bumped into me accidentally and apologetically, time to make an online thread about it and see if my forum friends thinks it's cool I said "excuse me" kind of loud...

Words cannot encapsulate how much I detest you for making this thread about literally nothing, in a transparent and futile attempt at pretending you are cool and assertive. You spam nigger here a million times a day and only say it IRL when nobody is around. Stop lying about having sex with women you met by chance in a park. You are a gay man meeting with other men to suck each other off. Your delusions and lies are toddler tier laughable. Nobody in the world just goes to a park and immediately gets sucked off by random women. Unironically kill yourself.

What was going through your head when you thought "this is a noteworthy event and I need to tell my friends?" I took a huge shit this morning which was more interesting and alpha than this story. Just yesterday I rolled down the window in traffic and told someone "why are you trying to overtake so many people, its rammed, in a rush to see your boyfriend are you? In that shitty car?" Which made the smelly driver seethe uncontrollably and he started ranting in punjab and called me a bitch bloody bastard. This is an event maybe worth mentioning. But only now, so you can understand the difference between "mildly interesting story" and "shit no one cares about" like bumping into a fucking stranger and saying excuse me.

Please have a more interesting life and personality before deciding to post. This is your last warning.

Butt he was on his cell phone
 
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