If it weren’t for Opie, no one would hate Florentine

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Way to run another decent bit into the ground, stupid.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Watarya foive?

 

[Stent]

Is he still doing a podcast about things on Facebook he doesn't care for?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I like Florentine.

One of the biggest laughs I've ever had from the show was him saying "I let an older man touch me for wrestling photos."

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I don't hate Florentine. His wife has been great to me ever since I graduated from the fire academy.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He shit on Rick, so he gained a pass for that one.

 

[LingerLonger]

Florentine talking himself up as this alpha male type then having a wife who bangs the entire homicide division was the most hilarious thing he ever did. Besides getting molested for wrestling pictures. Opie taking callers about Florentine's wife's affairs was a legendary cringe moment on the show.

 

[wbgreen]

If it wasn't for Opie, I wouldn't even know who Florentine is.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I started hating him after he was promoting fantasy football, after he trashed it for so long.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

he talks like a retard, fuck him

 

[Nana Cumia]

i like him

 

[potatopeeler63]

I cant hate da florentine, he's just a man who wants a fawkin budweiser and football. none of dat pussy shit.

also, he stood up with robin quivers nigger farts to advance his career, helpin da pests with the #waronstern.
good guy

 

[guest]

What kind of insecure asshole can't occasionally dip a French fry in ketchup without thinking it's an affront to his masculinity? Probably the same kind whose new wife gets piledrivered by a 25 year old cop.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I like Florentine.

One of the biggest laughs I've ever had from the show was him saying "I let an older man touch me for wrestling photos."

The stories on his podcast about getting arrested for his prank calls were fucking hilarious

 

[LingerLonger]

The stories on his podcast about getting arrested for his prank calls were fucking hilarious

SWAT teams literally slamming through his front door and crawling in teams through his windows multiple times because he was doing his "drowning grandpa in the bathtub" calls will always be funny. Him being detained and yelled at by cops and them frantically searching for grandpa's dead body and then him playing the prank calls for them must have been surreal. Probably more cops got lung cancer from the black mold in his house than from the dust in the WTC on 9/11.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He shit on Rick, so he gained a pass for that one.

Did he really?

 

[medium wyzzz]

I like Florentine.

One of the biggest laughs I've ever had from the show was him saying "I let an older man touch me for wrestling photos."

He's actually coming down to omaha this October; gonna see if I can get tickets.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What kind of insecure asshole can't occasionally dip a French fry in ketchup without thinking it's an affront to his masculinity? Probably the same kind whose new wife gets piledrivered by a 25 year old cop.

Did he really say that? I knew a guy who refused to eat anything cylindrical, like a sausage or banana because it was "gay." Dunno if he would eat them cut up, but he seemed pretty serious about it and I didn't press the issue.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He's actually coming down to omaha this October; gonna see if I can get tickets.

Nice reviving a year old thread, stupid. Florentine is a funny stand up though.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

He's actually coming down to omaha this October; gonna see if I can get tickets.

Aw geez keep us updated on that!