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If Opie and Anthony were cops
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Opie would be working the dispatch desk. And Nana would be a widely disliked patrolman, who always gets the worst beats, never gets OT, and is frequently hazed about being gay and/or Arab.
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Dumb post by an autistic whose mother was ashamed of him.
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You just dont get it. Brad Pitt's character in se7en is a dumb blond guy like Opie and Morgan Freeman's character is a nigger like Anthony.
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So, it this probably wouldn't be a good thing for Lyndsey Hughes...
That's her name, right?
That's her name, right?
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Anthony would constantly brag about how many FNs he was going to kill, then when three black guys walked in his general direction, he’d blow his own toe off trying to unholster his gun.
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I was going to say they'd be the cops who choked Eric Garner to death in Staten Island. One was a tiny wop who jumped on the big nig's back and looked like he was getting a piggy back ride. It was out of a buddy cop comedy movie.
Nana would be an alcoholic, racist pedophile cop who is always late for work and covering up his statutory rapes. He’d never get a promotion because you’d need to score well on tests to move up and he couldn’t even get out of high school or pass his ged. Opie would be a captain in the internal affairs department and all the other cops would hate him.
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Leave it alone.
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Neither of them are/were ever that cool. Slow down.
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Officer Opie screaming at Nana "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?! HOW'S THAT FEEL?!" Nationwide protests break out with "I Can't Feed" signs everywhere.I was going to say they'd be the cops who choked Eric Garner to death in Staten Island. One was a tiny wop who jumped on the big nig's back and looked like he was getting a piggy back ride. It was out of a buddy cop comedy movie.
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I was going to say they'd be the cops who choked Eric Garner to death in Staten Island. One was a tiny wop who jumped on the big nig's back and looked like he was getting a piggy back ride. It was out of a buddy cop comedy movie.
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