If you could choke out one person on earth, who would it be?

[guest]

You'd get an invisibility cloak. No one would ever know that you did it.

 

[fusciasomething]

Sam Roberts, no question

 

[bombvest]

I like a challenge

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

If by choke out you mean strangle to death then Andrew Schulz, i have no tolerance for that rat faced wigger.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Tough one. Pat is the obvious answer. I say Opie so that it unites the sub and fandom because of the shock value of killing the one most normal person.

 

[guest]

James Corden but I'm not sure if my hands are big enough to get round those chins.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Tony Hinchcliffe would be fun to kill. Or Paul Weimer

 

[aRTie02150]

Michael Rapaport. Fuck the cloak, I want him to know I did it.

It'll instill fear in him knowing that there are people out there who are willing to remove an invisibility cloak to assault him. Not afraid of him.

You know if I did it and left the cloak on he would talk shit on Twitter or Instagram about some invisible "dick stain" choking him out and get his ugly retarded fans riled up.

Nope. I'll save that cloak to scare people and occasionally burgle some businesses or high end Mansions. Walk in when the door is open and hang out until they all leave or go to bed then take shit and leave. Easy squeezy


This is all in Minecraft of course.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Jessica Valenti

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Let’s just say I’d tie the bell extra tight on the Cow’s neck

 

[aRTie02150]

Btw I'm not returning the cloak.

 

[guest]

Michael Rapaport. Fuck the cloak, I want him to know I did it.

The missus got me watching You on Netflix. Not bad actually. Kind of like Dexter if he was a romantic bookworm. Some funny satire on hipster douchebags and California influencer types in there too. Anyway, your comment made me think of this.
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[guest]

I would choke George Soros. Watching that old rat squeal as the life fades from his eyes would be a rush.

 

[Snake]

I would choke George Soros. Watching that old rat squeal as the life fades from his eyes would be a rush.

He isn't going to survive the decade. You're better off choking his fudgepacking son.

 

[guest]

He isn't going to survive the decade. You're better off choking his fudgepacking son.

True. It'd be so pleasurable though to see the terror in his ballsack eyes.

 

[captain_kamala]

Natasha poly in an erotic way i just wanna see her eyeballs bulge

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Women.

 

[Cuphead]

Nice Harry Potter reference, stupid.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Netanyahu. I'd first tell him the invisibility cloak was secret technology possessed only by those in a new, far right Germanic/Nordic political alliance. It would soon be given to Iran and Syria which would take out the 'iron dome' system and Israeli air force for good before the ground war and newly planned long-term concentration camp system.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Jessica Valenti

You sent me down a rabbit hole with this one. I had heard about her before, but didn't recognize the name. What an unlikable cunt.