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I'm a wealthy man in my 30's but I just became a prostitute

Humanatee

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Just to give you some background context: I'm a relatively wealthy man in my 30's. I was born very privileged and now have a "good job" (salary of £123,000 before tax) and I own my property in Zone 2 London mortgage free (Paid for by my family. In London, generally, Zone 1 is the "most affluent" part of the city, and Zone 9 is the "least affluent").

In June, I was at a party in the bar of a nice hotel in London, Knightsbridge. A party of similarly well-off, young, attractive people. We were drinking a lot, it was a nice time, though. Close to us was a table of middle-eastern men aged late 30's, early 40's, I'd say, and they got talking to my group. They were "fine", I guess. Nice enough, anyway, and they started paying for everything, so, our group was happy to keep them around, cause, well, why not.

One of the men was particularly quiet and awkward, just sort of sitting near us and watching. I'm a bit of an "adopter" so I tried quite hard to include him, which he seemed to appreciate. He spoke in a really quiet voice, in broken English, and wouldn't hold eye contact. Very shy.

When it came to the end of the night, only a few of us left, he paid the whole bar tab and asked me to stay a bit longer, so I did, and then he said I could see the view from his room, and I went. Even at this point, I honestly (SINCERELY) had no idea he had any intentions. He just didn't seem "the type", but when we got to his room he says that he likes me and thinks I'm sexy. I say I'm not interested and then, without a pause, he offered to give me £1,000 for oral sex. Immediately I'm shocked and say no but then he starts saying, in a way that seems super sincere, "I am a good man. I respect you. I do not mean unkindness. But I really find you sexy" etc.

I don't know...he kind of made it seem less objectionable in this way. I guess because my impression of prostitution is that it is inherently linked to violence or disrespect, but he was being really "nice" about it...anyway, 10 minutes later and he had given me £1,000 in cash and... we're doing it, and he was finished literally within, like, 7-8 minutes. He then thanked me and I left.

It felt a bit weird immediately after, but, truth be told, I had thought it would "matter" more to me than it does. It's just feels like "Whatever", you know?

So, now, months later, he messages me out of the blue on Instagram and says he is Mongolia (of all places) and wants me to visit him. He says he'll pay me £5k for three days of visit, and pay for first class flights. Anyway, I said "Yes" and leave on Wednesday morning.

It's just a funny turn-out, I guess. I didn't really see this coming. I definitely do not need the money, but, like, I don't know, it feels like turning it down would be stupid?
 

NoBacon

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This is inadvertently a great syllogism for the whole of UK society.

I am comfortable because of my ancestors who were admirable people, and I idle away my time drinking, meet Arabs who I believe I can swindle, but I end up sucking them off for small sums of money, but it’s okay because I don’t really care anyway, my dignity is worthless and I’m gay. Next week I’m doing their bidding across the world for no apparent reason other than I’m subservient and hate myself.
 

Mass.gov

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This is inadvertently a great syllogism for the whole of UK society.

I am comfortable because of my ancestors who were admirable people, and I idle away my time drinking, meet Arabs who I believe I can swindle, but I end up sucking them off for small sums of money, but it’s okay because I don’t really care anyway, my dignity is worthless and I’m gay. Next week I’m doing their bidding across the world for no apparent reason other than I’m subservient and hate myself.
The "prostituting for rich Arab" is just easy shock-imagery to type out...the hidden, daily, prostituting for jewry is too subtle to evoke reaction from the crowd he wants to troll.


"Take neither Jews nor Christians as guardians—they are guardians of each other"
 

NoBacon

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CuntFucker .

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This is inadvertently a great syllogism for the whole of UK society.

I am comfortable because of my ancestors who were admirable people, and I idle away my time drinking, meet Arabs whom I believe I can swindle, but I end up sucking them off for small sums of money, but it’s okay because I don’t really care anyway, my dignity is worthless and I’m gay. Next week I’m doing their bidding across the world for no apparent reason other than I’m subservient and hate myself.
That's not a syllogism.
 

NoBacon

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You're a symbol for UK society...As long as people like you exist, to me: UK society "rules".

I put those easter eggs into my posts just for them. It keeps them really happy in their otherwise harrowing lives.

I would change the above to “there” and “life's” for example.
 

Brooke Shields

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Because the title didn't say he was gay it implied he was straight and turned out

But no, no qualms at getting ass fucked at all. He was gay from the beginning but didn't think that needed to be added. Then he told a story that'd be the equivalent of me finding a $5 on the ground. Okay but that's not a fucking story you faggot
 
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