I’m at a rich vos show.

[I_amnot_anyone]

It’s his second night in a small market town. There is now about 32 people in the audience.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

looshen up folks

 

[1073waaf]

What are the specials tonight?

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Vos's standup is fine.

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

What are the specials tonight?

Idk. I’m coming from a nice dinner with my lady friend. This hotel staffs it’s bar with local trailer trash whores who can’t pour a beer let alone make a drink. Kind of tapped out and don’t feel like laying 5.63 for a beer since they have stupid pricing and tax shit. Fuck em.

 

[Meownaw]

Take a photo and be sure to have your reflection in the window so we can laugh.

 

[Stent]

Ask about Bonnie's retard sister.

 

[guest]

Better evacuate the place there’s going to be a bombing tonight.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Take a photo and be sure to have your reflection in the window so we can laugh.

That redditor turning out to be some black guy was the funniest shit ever

 

[aRTie02150]

That redditor turning out to be some black guy was the funniest shit ever

I believe he was Indian.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I believe he was Indian.

Same shit

 

[aRTie02150]

Same shit

Even funnier actually.

Indian people are a hoot.

 

[UnPRePared]

Even funnier actually.

Indian people are a hoot.

#O&AIndianAmericanPartyRock

 

[Meownaw]

I believe he was Indian.

Dot wearing or feather ?

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I've seen Vos a few times, his crowd work is really good but everything else is old stuff.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Vos is probably better live than Stanhope, but he can't fill a venue? I always figured he was more "famous" than Doug.

 

[aRTie02150]

Dot wearing or feather ?

Dots all day.

 

[Meownaw]

I've seen Vos a few times, his crowd work is really good but everything else is old stuff.

I eat da coochie alright. Looshen up fohlks. The best part of about dating a homeless woman is I can leave her anywhere. I owe my daughter money for girl scout cookies and I'm daaahhhhhging her. Your pathetic. I was buying a rug the other day and the salesman asked me if I wanted a worry free carpet. How many carpets are out there like ohhhhh he has a dawwwwwg? Looshen up people. Want to buy a dryer.... door? You guys have been great I just want to say it's been 29 years 5 months and 18 days without a drink or drug in my body. Easy does it and stay in school.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I eat da coochie alright. Looshen up fohlks. The best part of about dating a homeless woman is I can leave her anywhere. I owe my daughter money for girl scout cookies and I'm daaahhhhhging her. Your pathetic. I was buying a rug the other day and the salesman asked me if I wanted a worry free carpet. How many carpets are out there like ohhhhh he has a dawwwwwg? Looshen up people. Want to buy a dryer.... door? You guys have been great I just want to say it's been 29 years 5 months and 18 days without a drink or drug in my body. Easy does it and stay in school.

A janitor follows him off stage mopping up all the spittle.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Vos is probably better live than Stanhope, but he can't fill a venue? I always figured he was more "famous" than Doug.

Doug has a fair amount of overlap with Rogan fans because of The Man Show and being on shows together. Vos is friends with Bobby Kelly.