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I'm debating having sex with my sleeping cousin

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with all this interforum sex talk going on, i'm sad to announce that it has led to me breaking semen retention for a cousin fucking video. i had a 14+h streak going and was aiming for a personal record too. i'm genuinely sorry to everybody who is following my journey and left words of encouragement in the past. i will be better!
 

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Abe and his male cousin butt fucking in a canoe on a dumb Canadian lake doesn’t even make me blink, I’m just like “Yeah, of course Abe and his cousin butt fuck? Why wouldn’t they suck each other off on a secluded river bank?”

Why is this?
One time, Abe's cousin (he is a Lumberjack/Wildlife and Forestry Technician aka a "Park Ranger") said:

"I came to cut trees and sip maple syrup, and I’m all out of syrup!" ...That's when I knew he rapes.
 
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