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Its absolutely douche-chilling. Every single line seems like something I could easily picture Patrick Tomlinson writing. Safe just isnt his speed, child
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Its absolutely douche-chilling. Every single line seems like something I could easily picture Patrick Tomlinson writing. Safe just isnt his speed, child
here the thing you can only drive a car cause the government let you, you cant make your own oil or electricBike messengers and NYC bikes are, in general, almost completely worthless. Even if you were to use the "bad for the environment" argument against cars and trucks, they are almost INFINITELY more important the bicycles and serve a drastically wider utility than a bike could ever manage. And with the coming EV movement; you wont even have the environment argument to stand on anymore.
City bikes are essentially the equivalent of mosquitos: Any use they have is so insignificant, that their existence would literally do nothing to the city, if they were all gone tomorrow.
Did you say his dead name bigotI'm so glad this faggot from 3rd rock from the sun isn't being pushed as a movie star anymore. ellen page lookin mug.
The rise of fast food delivery apps probably saw an uptick in usefulness of bikes, but still, theres nothing urgent about a fat lady getting a burrito so they have no excuse to be such pieces of shit.Bike messengers and NYC bikes are, in general, almost completely worthless. Even if you were to use the "bad for the environment" argument against cars and trucks, they are almost INFINITELY more important the bicycles and serve a drastically wider utility than a bike could ever manage. And with the coming EV movement; you wont even have the environment argument to stand on anymore.
City bikes are essentially the equivalent of mosquitos: Any use they have is so insignificant, that their existence would literally do nothing to the city, if they were all gone tomorrow.
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