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never seen this one
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I'm Pretty Sure I Would Kill Myself If Pictures Like This Existed Of Me On The Internet- Patrick Has Zero Shame and Chin(s)
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HELP ME DO WHAT? REMEMBER TO BRUSH AND FLOSS REGULARLY? GIVE A PRISON BLOW JOB? WHAT???
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I meant to say zero jawline.
Patrick has more chins than a Chinese phone book, amirite?
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T-Rex arms.
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I'd like a haircut that's faggy enough to distract from my multiple chins.
I love this picture. He couldn't admit he's too fat so he's wearing his jeans below his waist down under his gut, they're stretched badly (look at the stretch lines!) and so tight he can't FIT HIS HAND INTO THE POCKET.
At that, he's sucking his gut in so hard he looks like he has a broomstick up his ass and is tilting his head as far back as he can, while still looking at the mirror to avoid his 4 chins creating distinct lines as they do in other pictures.
He's also been ridiculed enough by us for making gay womanly faces that he's trying to make a casual "welp" face to look cool and collected.
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his profile shots are brutal
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Nothing wrong with blue eyes, especially a nice deep rich navy, but his are the worst and most soulless shade. Watery, pale, anaemic grey ice that puts one in mind of Slavic psychopaths, or dead seals.
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Danny Devito as the Penguin had a more dignified profile.
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He can't do anything without looking like such a faggot, and a stuffed sausage.
There is nothing worse in creation than a "male" nerd's "Welp!" selfie. I hope he breaks his back and his face gets stuck in a pile of bum puke.
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Okay I guess the time has come for me to ask. Who is this and what did I miss?
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Some queer who got doxed, no big deal
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"That glow after the first 5k of the season"
Yeah, wow, Pat. A whole three miles. That totally occasions a creepy pedophile selfie. You ran for 35 minutes, big friggin whoop. The 28 laps part sound weird, too. So each lap is 178.5 meters? 5,000 meters/28 laps? I don't get it.
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Him following the only buff guy at that event around like a cocker spaniel really got me in the ribs.