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I'm so fucking tired of idiots who think they know better

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My mother just had me take an AC unit out of her window. I do this every year. Every single year she argues with me on how to do this simple fucking 5 second task. "You have to take it out from the outside." No you fucking don't. Ever. How did I live in a third story apartment for years and never had to rent a fucking genie boom to get my air conditioner out of the window? I always end up telling her to just stay the fuck away from me and let me do it and the bitch just hovers around the whole time telling me I'm doing it wrong and I usually end up blowing up at her.

She had to open some trailer for me to put it in, so I told her to go do that. She was like "well you're going to need help in here before I do that." I was like "no, I need the fucking thing open so once I have this out of the window I can just carry the unit right to the trailer." She rolled her eyes like I'm the fucking dumbass and went to open it. Then kept coming back in and whining about how she can't find the right key, bitching at me and asking which key it is. I've never unlocked this trailer, so I have no fucking idea. She said I was making her feel rushed and flustered and that's why she couldn't find the key. This is after she rushed me the fuck over there on the sabbath to take the fucking thing out for her. So I was like "Okay well I'm going the fuck home then. Take your time and call me when everything's ready." She was like "OR YOU COULD JUST TRY THE FUCKING KEYS!" You know, the one thing I asked her to do and she was too fucking stupid to figure it out. I was like "How hard is it to open a padlock? Just give me the fucking things." Then she wouldn't let go of the keys and tried to give me a talking to about why I always end up getting mad at her when I do this. I kept trying to take the keys and she wouldn't let go of them so I finally literally screamed "HAND ME THE FUCKING KEYS." She did and I got outside and realized they were MY fucking car and house keys. Like fucking OBVIOUSLY the trailer key isn't going to be on MY fucking keyring.

At this point it's like she's trying to piss me off. So I went and had a smoke and she got it open almost immediately. I get back inside and start taking the screws out, I look up and there she is on the other side of the window staring at me and pushing the ac forward thinking she's helping while she's just making things harder, and pissing me off further considering I told her point fucking blank not to do that and I don't need any help. Then when I opened the window she acted like it was going to fall out (I was holding it). After I had already told her 19 fucking times that I'm taking it out from the inside she was like "I'll take it this way I guess" and started trying to pull it out the window and I had to fucking struggle with her for it and again scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" at her to get it through her head. I got it out no problem and put it in the trailer and locked it for her since she's too much of a retard to use keys easily.

The whole thing would've taken 2 minutes if she just left me the fuck alone. She again asked why I got so mad and I straight up told her that she infuriates me and is unhelpful in the exact same ways every time and it's fucking exhausting. I had to move some table back in front of the window and forgot to put the blinds down. When she saw that she was like "Yeah, don't finish the job or anything" under her breath. I just told her never to ask me for anything again and left, which I've said before. She's a fucking retard.

"Why are you so angry?"

Why are you so fucking stupid?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You should be nicer to ya muddah
I always feel terrible after yelling at her but I basically have to or else anything I say doesn't register and she expects me to do everything the retarded way she envisioned in her head with 20 extra unnecessary steps. And shit like the not letting go of the keys... if a guy did that to me I'd fucking headbutt them. Like I'm already set to put my fist through a wall, maybe don't intentionally piss me off further by playing some stupid little fucking game with me.
 

JebJoh

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I always feel terrible after yelling at her but I basically have to or else anything I say doesn't register and she expects me to do everything the retarded way she envisioned in her head with 20 extra unnecessary steps. And shit like the not letting go of the keys... if a guy did that to me I'd fucking headbutt them. Like I'm already set to put my fist through a wall, maybe don't intentionally piss me off further by playing some stupid little fucking game with me.
Early signs of dementia.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I feel for you Abe. My mother drives me nuts as well.
Next year I'm gonna let her do it and let her drop her AC out the window into her garden. Actually no, that'll get blamed on me somehow too. "Why weren't you here? I don't know how to do this!" Despite trying to tell me how to do it every year and arguing about it.
 

JebJoh

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I'm pretty sure that's what it is, which is my worst fucking nightmare. She's pretty well always been like this though. Like I said, this is an annual fight.
In the early stages smart people will set up systems for doing every stupid thing, it helps with the initial forgetfulness. Like collecting all the paper in the house and storing in in the basement until recycling day and then at 6pm the night before bundling it up and placing in the box by the street. Any deviation from the plan will be upsetting, including picking up garbage and throwing it directly into the box before the right day
 

Brooke Shields

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I get back inside and start taking the screws out, I look up and there she is on the other side of the window staring at me and pushing the ac forward
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Lunkhead

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Please provide a trigger warning for the F-word next time, Abe.

In all seriousness, I feel bad using it as much as I do in my home. Some wigger solicitor came to the door and after using certain language, my kid ran to my wife and said "Mom! Mom! There was a fucking faggot at the door!" Not that it offends me, but I feel bad for the atmosphere it creates using that level of harsh language around family. I know that goes against O&A ethos but kids that age should be picking flowers and watching Bluey, not calling people faggots.
 
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Please provide a trigger warning for the F-word next time, Abe.

In all seriousness, I feel bad using it as much as I do in my home. Some wigger solicitor came to the door and after using certain language, my kid ran to my wife and said "Mom! Mom! There was a fucking faggot at the door!" Not that it offends me, but I feel bad for the atmosphere it creates using that level of harsh language around family. I know that goes against O&A ethos but kids that age should be picking flowers and watching Bluey, not calling people faggots.
First of all, none of that ever happened.

Second of all, you're blaming an internet forum for how YOU raised your kid? So you stopped by to give people a lecture about swearing? This isn't a forum for children so none of what you said is in any way relevant or appropriate.
 
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My mother just had me take an AC unit out of her window. I do this every year. Every single year she argues with me on how to do this simple fucking 5 second task. "You have to take it out from the outside." No you fucking don't. Ever. How did I live in a third story apartment for years and never had to rent a fucking genie boom to get my air conditioner out of the window? I always end up telling her to just stay the fuck away from me and let me do it and the bitch just hovers around the whole time telling me I'm doing it wrong and I usually end up blowing up at her.

She had to open some trailer for me to put it in, so I told her to go do that. She was like "well you're going to need help in here before I do that." I was like "no, I need the fucking thing open so once I have this out of the window I can just carry the unit right to the trailer." She rolled her eyes like I'm the fucking dumbass and went to open it. Then kept coming back in and whining about how she can't find the right key, bitching at me and asking which key it is. I've never unlocked this trailer, so I have no fucking idea. She said I was making her feel rushed and flustered and that's why she couldn't find the key. This is after she rushed me the fuck over there on the sabbath to take the fucking thing out for her. So I was like "Okay well I'm going the fuck home then. Take your time and call me when everything's ready." She was like "OR YOU COULD JUST TRY THE FUCKING KEYS!" You know, the one thing I asked her to do and she was too fucking stupid to figure it out. I was like "How hard is it to open a padlock? Just give me the fucking things." Then she wouldn't let go of the keys and tried to give me a talking to about why I always end up getting mad at her when I do this. I kept trying to take the keys and she wouldn't let go of them so I finally literally screamed "HAND ME THE FUCKING KEYS." She did and I got outside and realized they were MY fucking car and house keys. Like fucking OBVIOUSLY the trailer key isn't going to be on MY fucking keyring.

At this point it's like she's trying to piss me off. So I went and had a smoke and she got it open almost immediately. I get back inside and start taking the screws out, I look up and there she is on the other side of the window staring at me and pushing the ac forward thinking she's helping while she's just making things harder, and pissing me off further considering I told her point fucking blank not to do that and I don't need any help. Then when I opened the window she acted like it was going to fall out (I was holding it). After I had already told her 19 fucking times that I'm taking it out from the inside she was like "I'll take it this way I guess" and started trying to pull it out the window and I had to fucking struggle with her for it and again scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" at her to get it through her head. I got it out no problem and put it in the trailer and locked it for her since she's too much of a retard to use keys easily.

The whole thing would've taken 2 minutes if she just left me the fuck alone. She again asked why I got so mad and I straight up told her that she infuriates me and is unhelpful in the exact same ways every time and it's fucking exhausting. I had to move some table back in front of the window and forgot to put the blinds down. When she saw that she was like "Yeah, don't finish the job or anything" under her breath. I just told her never to ask me for anything again and left, which I've said before. She's a fucking retard.

"Why are you so angry?"

Why are you so fucking stupid?
Have you thought about moving out?
 
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