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There is a fan theory emerging that the ghost of Fez Marie Whatley is haunting Bennington, never to give him a moments peace.
Since the outbreak of the newest strain of core O&A virus, Ronnie Two Glasses and his girl-hoss have been streaming from home.
This has resulted in Ron whispering in shame so his neighbors won't hear what he does for a living.
(Top ten lists of your favorite breakfast cereal for soccer moms.)
Hard to hear the quiet host over the sound of his crying grandchildren...
I wanted to like Gail. I would genuinely tell you if I was lying about that. But she's just another woke sweat hog.
It seems as if every time Ron whispers something, Gail was TOTALLY just about to say that!!
And now she's accustomed to lounging around home to "work" Ron can't suggest they go back.
I don't listen, but all the experts are saying that the show is half listenable whenever Gail is on maternity leave.
I don't remember Fezzie ever putting Ron in this type of position. Ron had no right to lose patience with Fez, who ironically contributed even when he didn't contribute.
Fez was trying to get some bits going, keep the show interesting and fresh. Fez wanted to be "weird" whereas Ron wanted to be "alternative."
Gail: White music is so violent
Ron: Yeah and hip hop isn't?
Gail: Ummmm ackshually , that's different!!!
How's that feel, fucker?