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Imagine giving your girlfriend or wife a puppy for a surprise.

aRTie02150

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Hi honey! Here's your shit and piss machine, have fun with dog hair and actual shit in your home. Don't forget the vet bills and chewed up personal items! Make sure to take it everywhere with you to fill the childless hole in your life and to irritate others. Love you!
Don't forget when you end up having to fly somewhere you need to purchase a ticket for the dog, both ways. Oh so you're going to pay to have it certified as a service animal? Doesn't matter, still gotta pay for a ticket. Lol
 
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