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Sorry for a legit question, but this is about the only place on the internet I can stand long enough to ask it...
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lol, yeah i know, i'm trying to handle the business for this person's widow and they froze all her husband's assets and she can't collect on anything else without it.They're not getting any deader.
Well except the funeral homes, they damn sure ain't running behind on collecting their money....Id imagine most things involving a death is running behind in these trying times.
Six months? We required payment in full before the body went in the ground/retort.Well except the funeral homes, they damn sure ain't running behind on collecting their money....
"So sorry for your loss, Ma'am...Oh and you got 6months to pay the bill..."
Well he kinda bullshitted his wife and after 36 years of working at the same place, plus more years at others, he only had a 5,000 policy on himself, yet he had a 37,000 dollar policy on her.... I'm trying to avoid telling her that, but I paid the rest out of pocket so she doesn't have to deal with the shit cuz this woman really is in a very bad way right now...Six months? We required payment in full before the body went in the ground/retort.
Same thing over and over "We're still waiting...."That's way too long. When I was a funeral director we could get them signed by the doc, filed w the county and back to the family in a couple of days (sometimes the SAME day if ducks were in a row). As long as the signing doctor was easy to get a hold of, it never took longer than a week. There's no excuse for a two-week wait.
Even if the cause of death isn't on the DC (the coroner's inquest hasn't happened yet, etc.), you should be able to get temporaries w the deceased's name, etc. that you could use to close out accounts, file insurance claims, etc.
What's the funeral home telling you?
Well he kinda bullshitted his wife and after 36 years of working at the same place, plus more years at others, he only had a 5,000 policy on himself, yet he had a 37,000 dollar policy on her.... I'm trying to avoid telling her that, but I paid the rest out of pocket so she doesn't have to deal with the shit cuz this woman really is in a very bad way right now...
Thanks, I don't want props though, that makes me feel kinda dirty...You're a real ass dude, @HomeRunCumia . Props to you.
I wonder if it's the doctor or health department holding things up... If I were in your position, I'd call his primary doc and see if the holdup's on their end. Might not hurt to call vital records at the county health department either.Same thing over and over "We're still waiting...."
He died of natural causes, just got old and too many medial issues.
You're doing a PFG thing right now even if it doesn't feel like itThanks, I don't want props though, that makes me feel kinda dirty...
If that makes sense....
I wonder if it's the doctor or health department holding things up... If I were in your position, I'd call his primary doc and see if the holdup's on their end. Might not hurt to call vital records at the county health department either.
Probably the COVID Crunch slowing things down, but if you have a few minutes, I'd give em a call.
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