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Jim Norton is in a commited relationship with a tranny

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All that chatter about wanting to find a nice, cute 24 year old to settle down with and have a normal relationship, meanwhile he shacks up with the first tranny weirdo who ends up sucked into his pale, flabby orbit. Hopefully he comes home one day and finds "she's" run off with his collection of celebrity photos, leaving him with absolutely nothing.
 

Zeroman

Potential R* Screenshotter
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All that chatter about wanting to find a nice, cute 24 year old to settle down with and have a normal relationship, meanwhile he shacks up with the first tranny weirdo who ends up sucked into his pale, flabby orbit. Hopefully he comes home one day and finds "she's" run off with his collection of celebrity photos, leaving him with absolutely nothing.
Don't forget the extra baseballs, boxing gloves, and footballs that he kept around in case he had to stalk a celeb. Ugh.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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All that chatter about wanting to find a nice, cute 24 year old to settle down with and have a normal relationship, meanwhile he shacks up with the first tranny weirdo who ends up sucked into his pale, flabby orbit. Hopefully he comes home one day and finds "she's" run off with his collection of celebrity photos, leaving him with absolutely nothing.
Would be a fantastic bit. Defacing them would be more practical than stealing, and more hurtful to Jim. Seeing his beloved autographed Sabbath photo covered in crude penises obscuring the signatures would break his dorsal circulatory vessel. "NICE COLLECTION STUPID" sprayed across the walls. I'm picturing something along the lines of the "Party Man" scene from Batman, just minus the goons and with more garish makeup.
 
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