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Jim Norton was a budding prop comic when he left his parents house around age 30 and moved in with jim florentine.
He was a literal homosexual that should’ve been working as a cashier at a dollar tree in any other reality where he didn’t catch a break.
Somehow his natural submissiveness and fence sitting persona (it’s a tough one man) endeared him to the “brutal” comics around clubs in NYC.
Then he leeched his “personality” off florentine, quinn, vos, and to some extent keith and patrice until he slithered into some 3rd mic guest spots on a shock jock morning zoo show and the rest is history.
This is his how he compiled his personality:
florentine:
yuuuuck
gassers
scuuuumbags
motherfuckerrrr
sabbath/metal
the chip voice
cock suckerrr
my "mule" (penis)
CQ:
zilch
creep
___ is the fucking worssssst
___ is an ass
Political opinions (super republican during the iraq war, then independent/obama “could be good”)
vos:
exaggerated sober personality
germaphobia
chain smoking cigarettes
hypochondria
weird diet/food habits
keith/patrice:
hookers
fake tough guy/confrontational act
nice __ stupid. (keith was likely the the originator)
weird sexual fetishes
All of the above comics were part of their respective friend groups growing up, did normal things, partied and got into trouble into their twenties, which developed their personalities.
Nortons wildest story is putting catshit in his friend's dads newspaper while drunk and throwing up wine coolers at 17.
This is because he was, and still is, a deeply closeted homosexual and couldn't relate to normal heterosexual men.
He was constantly thinking about cocks, how big they might be, how they might taste, how he would receive them on all fours, etc...
Which is why his natural insults are things like “baby boy” and "cry to your mommy”, something no straight guy would unironically say.
Just like he is a fake music buff (literally only knows sabbath and kiss; cursory, surface level knowledge of everything else).
He probably was a fake film buff too, just copying tranthony, another way to leech himself onto somebody with an actual personality (can’t deny that for nana, he was a complete degenerate and did actual drinking/drugs and real world shit while in an arranged marriage with jennifer in order to hide his latent homosexuality )
Norton rode some coat tails until he made enough money to sit in an empty apartment and spend all his freetime getting shemales off craiglist, his true desire.
The most nauseating thing was when nana would riff on something and jim would have some witty, quick retort and he would give nana those lovey-dovey, googly eyes like they had some sort of deep bond as they laugh together. You know the look.
Jim morton is a shapeshifting fruit, you see.
He was a literal homosexual that should’ve been working as a cashier at a dollar tree in any other reality where he didn’t catch a break.
Somehow his natural submissiveness and fence sitting persona (it’s a tough one man) endeared him to the “brutal” comics around clubs in NYC.
Then he leeched his “personality” off florentine, quinn, vos, and to some extent keith and patrice until he slithered into some 3rd mic guest spots on a shock jock morning zoo show and the rest is history.
This is his how he compiled his personality:
florentine:
yuuuuck
gassers
scuuuumbags
motherfuckerrrr
sabbath/metal
the chip voice
cock suckerrr
my "mule" (penis)
CQ:
zilch
creep
___ is the fucking worssssst
___ is an ass
Political opinions (super republican during the iraq war, then independent/obama “could be good”)
vos:
exaggerated sober personality
germaphobia
chain smoking cigarettes
hypochondria
weird diet/food habits
keith/patrice:
hookers
fake tough guy/confrontational act
nice __ stupid. (keith was likely the the originator)
weird sexual fetishes
All of the above comics were part of their respective friend groups growing up, did normal things, partied and got into trouble into their twenties, which developed their personalities.
Nortons wildest story is putting catshit in his friend's dads newspaper while drunk and throwing up wine coolers at 17.
This is because he was, and still is, a deeply closeted homosexual and couldn't relate to normal heterosexual men.
He was constantly thinking about cocks, how big they might be, how they might taste, how he would receive them on all fours, etc...
Which is why his natural insults are things like “baby boy” and "cry to your mommy”, something no straight guy would unironically say.
Just like he is a fake music buff (literally only knows sabbath and kiss; cursory, surface level knowledge of everything else).
He probably was a fake film buff too, just copying tranthony, another way to leech himself onto somebody with an actual personality (can’t deny that for nana, he was a complete degenerate and did actual drinking/drugs and real world shit while in an arranged marriage with jennifer in order to hide his latent homosexuality )
Norton rode some coat tails until he made enough money to sit in an empty apartment and spend all his freetime getting shemales off craiglist, his true desire.
The most nauseating thing was when nana would riff on something and jim would have some witty, quick retort and he would give nana those lovey-dovey, googly eyes like they had some sort of deep bond as they laugh together. You know the look.
Jim morton is a shapeshifting fruit, you see.
