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Is that he has a secret hard drive at the bank with contents on it he can’t discuss. BABY BOY.
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Jim Norton’s worst lie
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The worst lie he tells himself is that a man with a dick is a woman and him having sex with other men somehow makes him NOT a homosexual.
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I thought his biggest lie was that he was straight.
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He lied when he said it was a tough one man, genuinely
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When he told Anthony he didn't bomb at the Big Jay roast.
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That he is a comedian.
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That Ozzy wanted his books.
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Jimmy has had many, many low points, but pretending that his creepy he/she prostitute was his "girlfriend" was violently cringeworthy. He was just simping out all over the place, then acted like taking anti-HIV drugs was just a normal thing everyone does. Highly disturbing.
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He is so gay. Why would you want to be with a tranny unless you want to suck dick or get fucked in the ass.
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This is the objectively correct answer. Regardless of all the memes and shit about it, I feel like on a fundamental level it goes underappreciated how unbelievable fucking pathetic that entire saga was.
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I think his worst lie was saying he didn't scam people for the Chip Chipperson cartoon. But then again anyone who donated to it kind of deserved the rectal tearing they got.
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Either Jimmy genuinely believed he was in a real love relationship with a tranny prostitute, or the added humiliation of openly telling everyone in earshot that he was taking raw tranny loads up the ass was part of the fantasy he was paying her for. The first possibility is pitiful beyond belief, and the second is genuinely disturbing depravity. Given Jimmy's lengthy history of patronizing sex workers, it seems really difficult to believe that he seriously thought that he/she prostitute "loved" him and they were in a real relationship. Then again, he was living in a world of stunted, wanton perversity for decades and decades, so who really knows?
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He absofuckinglutley thought it was real, genuine love. Recall how many derranged spergouts he had about getting dates, or "even getting one of you cunts to go to lunch with me!". He's mentally like a 15 year old,
He tried to keep it going from there, but he clearly thought he finally landed him a true and honest boyfriend free girl for a while there.
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And that video where he was blubbering and sobbing like the emotionally and developmentally stunted weirdo he is. It's just so pathetic and funny how Norton thought he'd finally found "true love" with a Scandinavian tranny prostitute who pounded his rectum into oblivion. It's why I always considered the possibility that it was all part of his depraved, twisted fantasy scenarios, like how he wants Kiss to throw him down the stairs, then "care for him" after. But nothing's really out of the realm of possibility with that pervert.
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Unless you’re a comic on Twitter.
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That video is hilarious - easily the second funniest thing he's ever done. I would have gladly sent Princess Alpha $1,000 if Norton decided to end it right there.
I'm not sure what he was expecting. If the basis of your "relationship" with someone is paying them to stroke their 14 incher on the internet, then one would assume that's how they make a living and you're not the only one paying. The fact that he thought that Princess Alpha was going to give up fucking people in the arse for money and settle down with an old, lonely worm is beyond insanity.
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I think it’s funny Trannys are embarassed to be seen with Norton